I Need One of These in MY LIFE!!

I hit the Casino tonight..... I know, I know... I shouldnt have but the slot machines were SCREAMING my name... I could hear them the whole hour drive away and as I got closer... The screams of "LISA...LISA.." just got louder and louder...

While I was there.. I had to hit the head and found the most AMAZING TOILETS EVER!!!! I need one of these in my life. It has the plastic covering the seat and all you have to do is wave your hand in front of the sensor and the plastic AUTOMATICALLY MOVES!!! ITS MAGIC!.

It's like being in fucking Hogwarts Castle... and instead of some dead chick screaming about how unfair it was that she dies... I got to listen to some cracked out woman vomit in the stall next to me and watch the old ass broad that was taking up 3 fucking slot machines turn off her oxygen, take her nasal cannula out, then ask me for a light for her Cig....lol.. all that was missing was

an Elvis impersonater

and whores ,

and shit... it could have been Vegas

Now.. I will say one thing.. Those friggin Indiands know how to show a girl a great time... from toilets to slots.... I was happier than a pig in shit.