I just got done watching Chuck Norris aka Walker Texas Ranger, wrestle a Grizzly Bear and win using a Round House kick to it's muzzle...lol.... That's why I love Chuck Norris. His awesomeness is so great that if he decided that he would run for President, he would win because he is Fucking CHUCK NORRIS.... He is like God in the way he see's and knows all..lol..
Did you know.... Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's way of saying sometimes corn needs to lay the fuck down...lol..
I once saw Chuck Norris kill the entire Viet-Kong Army with his fists, a machine gun, and a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck's dog doesn't poop because Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from anyone!!
Just so you all know... there is a Walker Texas Ranger marathon on Sleuth Channel this Sat!!!!
What a way to begin my vacay...lol..
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