Sunday, June 19, 2011

I didnt know you could use honey that way.....

I read a book yesterday that was pretty interesting.
 It was called

 Big Bad Wolf by Flesa Black.

It had an ok plot that had been done before but it was a different take on the Were community.. how they can be born or made.. turn mad from the shift or die... and it had some Olympic style sex... the kind with toys and sex wedges and handcuffs/ankle shackles....  all super fun stuff...

NOW... my only problem, which really isn't a problem, just a curiosity I guess of sorts... is they have a bout of sex in the kitchen, at the table, for breakfast. Rex brings out the honey and drizzles it all over Vivian's body, licks it off ... yadda, yadda, yadda.....   Then, he pulls her off of his dick, hands her the jar of honey and raises his eyebrow at her. She thinks, just like I thought, that he wanted her to slather the honey on it, then suck and lick it off.... isn't that what you all thought?  Well no......... he wanted her to slather honey on his dick and use the honey




as Lube to stick it in her
Ass.
Now, I guess I can understand that you could possibly use honey as a lubricant for anal sex but wouldn't that be
A: VERY MESSY
B: Kind of uncomfortable
C: Dangerous for your Bowels
and
D: Dangerous for the extra honey that slides in and out and then eventually into your vagina. It has feces on it people... Thats fucking gross!!

I really don't want to know how you could clean out all the honey from your colon. Unless one of you has used honey as anal lube before... then PLEASE tell me... because now I am curious beyong fucking belief. What would happen if you didn't get it cleaned out, would stuff get stuck in the honey and not be able to come out correctly and then the next thing you know, you have to go to the hospital and get your colon scraped. That just sounds like it hurts. How the fuck would you explain that to your doctor.. fuck that... your insurance company when they ask why you had to have your colon scraped..lol...
 Plus, you have got to think, sand it hard to get out of your vagina when you get home from the beach... how the hell are you getting honey out .. of all the sticky, syrupy, messy shit you can stick in your body..... Jesus Christ people.. a little fucking common sense is in order when you are shoving food items in your ass.. or when it can ooze out of your ass and into your vagina.... your gynocologist is going to be pissed the fuck off if your paps keep coming back abnormal because of honey contamination..lol..... Plus.. getting honey in your pee hole.. not just for the ladies but for the guys as well... what happens if it dries in your urethra and then you cant pee.. you have to go to the hospital, AGAIN, and get your pee hole debred... shit.. that just sounds like it would suck balls.

OHHHHHH... the humanity... you would have to go Full Monty with a razor as well because there is NO FUCKING WAY that you will be able to salvage any type of pubic hair after a bout of honey anal sex... oh... what if they have a hairy poop shoot.... that would suck even more...


Shit People.......... DONT DO IT!!!!  
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6 comments:

  1. Honey is just asking for a yeast infection... I totally just googled Honey as Lube and couldn't really find anything. Never, NEVER, will I ever do that. Just so you know.

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  2. Great article - I cant agree more. We even formed a company on that basis! We are the team from Honey Lube and Honey Oil. We offer all natural lubes (honey based)in honey bear bottles so people dont use kitchen honey - as this can cause many problems with irritation. www.honeylube.com contact us for some free samples Lehigh Lisa!

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  3. It is really uncomfortable to use honey as a sex lubricant. Maybe it’s safer to purchase sex lubricants online.

    -Ryan @ Vibrator Philippines

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  4. Honey is antibacterial and antifungal properties it can be used to treat burns and other open wounds the ancient Egyptians have been using it for centuries for wounds so I think it's safe to use as a lube

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  6. Please don't think I'm trying to offend whatsoever but I'm really curious as to how much experience the writer has with anal sex in general. For those of us who happen to like it we all know the consequences of anal sex. It's Missy. He don't like messy flat-out don't do it because it's going to happen regardless of what she used. Even if you're using store-bought lubricants of any kind things is period but generally speaking you don't exactly did his dick in the lubricant you only use enough for the job. So I'm going to assume you would do the same with honey. But on the other end as far as honey being any kind of danger to a woman's body it is not. The above right or was correct yes it is a natural antibiotic. It will not cause infections. It will cure them. I'm Google this several times and actually talk to my OB and the only reason at all that it is not recommended is simply because of the sticky. I haven't tried this yet but I have considered mixing it with a little bit of coconut oil to see if it relieves the stickiness. I've never used honey myself but it is definitely not off the table but I'm also more of an adventurous kind in the bedroom. But I just wanted to clarify for those that just simply didn't know that honey will not hurt you it simply is just not the best thing in the world for lubrication. I have had it recommended for light use as far as oral foreplay.

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