Friday, July 1, 2011

Cat's Meow and Post Blowjob Etiquette....


"Cat's Meow" (Predators #1) by Nicole Austin

I was rereading this book last night and about pissed myself laughing. I completely forgot how funny this book could be. It was fucking hilarious. This book is about a man who is sexy as fuck and a woman who has suppressed her sexuality so deep into herself, that it took one sexually driven man named Micha to bring out the sexual siren in her. From the moment she saw him, Becca had to have Micha... and he felt the same way.. she wanted to, NEEDED to touch him, needed to be with him so when the time arose, she went to town. Micha was NOT expecting what he got when he took nerdy doctor Becca up to his hotel room. One night, that is all they had, one night of wild abandon and then back to their lives of normalcy. Mad scientists, animal DNA, crazy procedures, and a zoologist make for an interesting read.. plus all the steaming hot sex doesn't hurt things any..lol...

What was funny as fuck was when Becca got done going to town on Micha's cock when they were in that hotel room, she wasn't sure what to do... then the author wrote, as Becca was self conscious after sucking the breath from him, "She wasn't even sure what the appropriate post blow-job etiquette was!"

hahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahaha...........
 That is fucking awesome.... and then it got me thinking.....

What IS the proper post blow-job etiquette? I mean, I know that from personal experience, I am so proud of myself that my partner was yanking my hair and saying "Yes, Yes", or whatever other dirty fucking things people have said to me, and I'm so turned on from the whole process, that spit or swallow, I don't give a shit.

 Take a couple of deep breaths, if he likes the taste of himself on your lips, make out... if not, keep a cup and a small bottle of Listerine next to the bed/couch/glove compartment... and your all set to get a move on it..
If it is a stranger.. well, good for you... hopefully ladies and gents, you got yours BEFORE you sucked all the seed from him because a lot of times.... people are not as giving as you may be.. its your own fault really.. if you PLAN on giving a blow job because
Then make sure you let your stranger know that to get what he wants, you need payment... now, whether that be in money, orgasms, of whatever gets you off these days just let them know you like giving head, your good at it, and that you need to get off before you do it to put you in a "less inhibited state of mind" ...lol.. That one has worked wonders..lol

When your done for the night, set up a time for a massage and a teeth cleaning and you should be all set.

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