Friday, November 18, 2011

Sweaty Shirtless men for Two Hours... No Problem ;)

I went to see the movie Immortals last night.. Yes, it was in 3D.. I could have done without the 3D, but honestly.. I was watching for a completely different reason..lol..

Theseus is a mortal man chosen by Zeus to lead the fight against the ruthless King Hyperion, who is on a rampage across Greece to obtain a weapon that can destroy humanity.
Directed by Tarsem Singh.



You have Mickey Rourke Playing King Hyperion
He did a good job.. I am just THRILLED that all he did was talk about breeding himself with all the peasant woman and it didn't actually SHOW him fucking them because I would NOT have been pleased.. he might have been hot shit when he was younger but now.. it would be like watching some really creepy, scary shit head fuck and I am not into that...

Then you have Luke Evans playing Zeus

Wish we would have seen him impregnating some peasant women..lol.. Lets make some Demi-Gods here Zeus baby... come on now...
I had NO PROBLEM watching Luke walk around with barely anything on.. he is not hard on the eyes so I was good. He did a really good job and I will admit that I, not unlike Poseidon and a few of the others, would not really have listened to him either.. sorry Luke.. Even though you were Zeus, I wouldn't have listened to you.

Then you have Kellan Lutz.. aaaaahhhhhhh.. playing Poseidon



He is DEFINITELY NOT HARD ON THE EYES..... although he wasn't on screen as much as i would have liked.. I wouldn't mind going "Down Under" on Kellan..
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NOW... you have soon to be Superman.. Henry Cavill... playing Theseus...  aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh



Here they were taunting Hyperion's men... that was pretty Bad Ass...




Whether this man is Dirty, Clean, Long Hair, or Short hair... I didn't mind anything.. as long as I got to see him... hhmmmmmm.. He actually did a Great job playing Theseus and completely brought the character a strong, commanding personality that I am sure any small army would follow to the death...

All in all I was happy with this movie.. if not for the blood and violence... Definitely for the Eye Candy.