Stepdaddies and their Stepdaughters... gotta love it

Holy Macaroni...

Me likey.... me likey A LOT!!

Alex

is young, fit, and horny for Michael...

and older man whom is sexy as hell.. and did I mention.. her Stepfather (teeheehee) which makes it even better. 
P.S.   He has a MONSTER COCK!!!!   YES!!
For some reason when I think of him I think of Jeremy Renner.. but with Auburn hair... hhhhmmmm.. Jeremy Renner...

Anywho..

She will have him, has been throwing herself at him as sly and as close to outright bold telling him, as she can. She is starting to get frustrated when she decides to devise a plan to get Michael to take what he wants and what she is so willingly ready to give.

This was just hot as hell
 and let me tell you... I am ALL ABOUT reading anything else Emilia Wiles wants to throw my way..

There are some things that after you read it.. you can never look at it the same way again.. for example, I can not look at a bathroom sink without thinking about J.R. Wards Black Dagger Brotherhood... jut like I wont be able to think of an innocent message and a well placed thumb without thinking about a naughty stepdaddy and his dirty stepdaughter

mmmm.. I need me a stepdaddy...

 

Jeremy Renner... I'm back..

and thinking about all the ways I could tie

you up and make you mine. I know you would enjoy it..

my future Mr. Bond... I know you will be him..

when this man

Daniel Craig gets too old for the part..

ooohhhh.. you just look dirty Jeremy..

even when you played in

National Lampoon's Senior Trip...

I knew you were dirty...

and me Likey.

 

 

 

Daddies Little Cum Bucket

Fill Me Daddy (Cum Fetish)

by: Kelsey Charisma

 

Daddy.. if your cockhead is ramming into her cervix... that means your fucking her... just saying

OK.. this was really hot and I would LOVE to have a chair like this

with a smoking hot Step Daddy to play on it with... preferably if that Stepdaddy is John Stamos

This was fun and I read it while in the Doctor's office laughing out loud half the time and blushing the other half.

Angela has to know that when her stepdaddy says that she is squishing his dick so he had to remove it from his pants and rub her with it.. that he is not playing dumb.. asshat.. he is trying to fuck you.

Daddy... Stepdaddies can fuck their daughters, as long as they are consenting adults, there is no problem.. but please, please, please... admit you are fucking her and not just sticking the head in..lol..
We all know that you were trying to fuck her the second you told her she could share the chair with you..

like we are stupid...

Plus, she must be a fucking contortionist with how daddy was bending her to his will and making sure that her pussy didn't let a drop of cum out of the bucket he made it into... Classy

Oh Daddy.. Your best friend is the best

I read this book a few days ago and I have to say that it was smoking. It is a short story but it packs one hell of a punch.

                                                                 

   My Daddy's Best Friend

  by Gia Blue

I LOVED THIS.... YOU MUST READ IT

Mr. Joe Parker.... ooohhhhhh, the things I could and would do to a man like you and your sexy ass...  Just reading about you makes me think of a sexy ass man..

Ohhh, John Cena... you sexy mother.. I would rape you if you were my Daddy's Best Friend.. I don't give a SHIT about age differences or ex-wives.. not a care in the world, and it would be well worth any reprimand I might receive or disapproving looks I might get from my Dad.

Jessica has wanted one man above all others... her fathers best friend, a special ops military man... Mr. Joe Parker.... (Insert John Cena here)

 Mr. Parker's wife decided that she didn't want to be married to him anymore because she needed something else.. what the hell ever.. so he is S I N G L E now.. and that is all it takes for Jessica. She finally decides that she has to have him before she goes away to college and puts a plan together. To seduce him until he cant say no.. put him in a situation where he can no longer stop himself from fucking her six sides to Sunday, and it works even better than she had planned.

 I thought this was great... a total re-read...  and like I said up top... You should totally read it!!

Sweaty Shirtless men for Two Hours... No Problem ;)

I went to see the movie Immortals last night.. Yes, it was in 3D.. I could have done without the 3D, but honestly.. I was watching for a completely different reason..lol..

Theseus is a mortal man chosen by Zeus to lead the fight against the ruthless King Hyperion, who is on a rampage across Greece to obtain a weapon that can destroy humanity.
Directed by Tarsem Singh.


You have Mickey Rourke Playing King Hyperion

He did a good job.. I am just THRILLED that all he did was talk about breeding himself with all the peasant woman and it didn't actually SHOW him fucking them because I would NOT have been pleased.. he might have been hot shit when he was younger but now.. it would be like watching some really creepy, scary shit head fuck and I am not into that...

Then you have Luke Evans playing Zeus

Wish we would have seen him impregnating some peasant women..lol.. Lets make some Demi-Gods here Zeus baby... come on now...

I had NO PROBLEM watching Luke walk around with barely anything on.. he is not hard on the eyes so I was good. He did a really good job and I will admit that I, not unlike Poseidon and a few of the others, would not really have listened to him either.. sorry Luke.. Even though you were Zeus, I wouldn't have listened to you.

Then you have Kellan Lutz.. aaaaahhhhhhh.. playing Poseidon

He is DEFINITELY NOT HARD ON THE EYES..... although he wasn't on screen as much as i would have liked.. I wouldn't mind going "Down Under" on Kellan..
                                      Here is some more..

NOW... you have soon to be Superman.. Henry Cavill... playing Theseus...  aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Here they were taunting Hyperion's men... that was pretty Bad Ass...

Whether this man is Dirty, Clean, Long Hair, or Short hair... I didn't mind anything.. as long as I got to see him... hhmmmmmm.. He actually did a Great job playing Theseus and completely brought the character a strong, commanding personality that I am sure any small army would follow to the death...

All in all I was happy with this movie.. if not for the blood and violence... Definitely for the Eye Candy.

I'm blinded for life.....

Son of a dirty bitch..... I just cant fucking win when it comes to my elderly people..lol...

This afternoon, an elderly woman comes walking into the facility to visit some friends whom are staying here. I have Mr. T and Gerry here up front with me. We know this woman.. she is from Scotland,

and has the most awesome fucking accent ever...She comes walking in and says her usual hello's and how are you's. She decided, as she told us, to dress up today because she was going to go to church and do arts and crafts with her friends.

Now, She was wearing a blue sweater that buttoned down the front and had butterfly's on it.

She started patting herself down from the outside.. she said that she was looking for something and couldn't find it.. that it was in and inside pocket of the sweater. She wanted to bring the item in for a resident she knew would love it.. and that's when it happened......

Mrs. C (is what we will call her), said that she KNOWS she put the item in her sweater and she has to find it. So, right there, in front of Gerry, Mr. T and myself..oh, plus the security camera, she proceeds to unbutton her sweater so she can look for it. I THOUGHT that she had on a light blouse underneath the sweater

BUT NO

She had on NOTHING but a brazier under her sweater. OMFG... and she is NOT a small breasted woman. As, she took off her sweater, I was answering the phone and I didn't even know what was happening until Mr. T wolf whistles at her and Gerry tells her to take it all off..

hahahhahhahahahahahahhaahah

I almost died with that one. I walk over to her and ask her if I can help her put her sweater back on because if she didn't notice, she forgot to put on an undershirt. Mrs. C told me that I was lucky she wore a bra at all because normally she doesn't, so I needed to "Back up off her ass" and let her find her stuff.

Gerry and Mr. T called me over and told me that I needed to be quiet because if I wasn't going to let them see MY boobs, I was not, under any circumstances, to thwart their efforts to see anyone else's boobs.

lol.. at that point I was done.. I let them ogle her breasts, let her show them off for the men and the camera and I just sat there, doing my work and shaking my head. As she left, Mr. T told Gerry he totally understood why Gerry hangs out with me all day instead of in his room or the activity room.. and that i was to save him a spot next to Gerry so they can watch all the "Sweet pieces of ass that walk up in this joint"

Really.................  Shit, there goes the neighbourhood

What's in that package Mr. Postman?

I was reading the other day.. and came across a book called "The Mailman's Tale" Now, I saw the cover to this book and thought, HELL YES.. a quick smutty read and I'll be back to my series.. I just needed a little break.  I started reading it and it read like one of those stories in Playboy.. which isn't bad.

This mailman is on his normal route.. the route he has been on for years. He knows his people and they know him.. so, one day he comes up to this house that has two smoking hot sisters that live there..

The door is ajar and he realizes that is off.. so he goes inside and hears noises.. he walks up stair and comes to a bedroom door which is open some as well and peeks in. What he sees is the older of the two sisters laying spread eagle on her bed with a vibrator shoved in her pussy, and she is working it feverishly. He starts to get turned on and rubbing himself through his pants, next thing you know, she cums and he cums, he makes a noise, she realizes he is watching her, he takes off down the stairs, she chases after him and asks him to fuck her. He, of course, says yes.. takes her up to her room and fucks the shit out of her. Before she cums he hears something, looks over his shoulder and sees her younger sister watching them with her hand shoved down her own pants diddling with her twat. Girl 1 cums, mailman cums, girl 2 cums. He tells sister that younger was watching, she doesn't care, he cleans up and leaves.

A few days later, he is making his rounds and comes across the house again. He watches as sister 1 gets in the car with her parents. He walks up to the house and the younger sister answers the door and she tells him that her sister decided where she was going to college, and she just realized that she would miss her sister very much. He is kinda let down and asks to use the bathroom before he continues on his route. She says yes, and he heads to the bathroom. When he comes out, as he is leaving, girl says can you help me with something before you leave, he says sure.. what can I do for you.. she comes walking out of the kitchen with a towel on, drops it, and says that she wants him to fuck her like he fucked her sister..

She goes down to her knees, and he can tell that she is no stranger to being down there... he is about to blow his load, takes her to her room, bends her over the bed, and fucks her withing an inch of her life. She has cum a few times, he is done, and he cleans up. She asks him to cum back tomorrow, he said he wasn't sure about her parents and that they might get caught, she says they are gone for a while on vacation, he says he will be back... and its on once again...

OK... now.. my mailman has always been one of two people.. an old ass man or an annoying fucking woman. IF, my mailman was some hot piece of ass..

I still don't think I would have the balls to bring him into my parents house and fuck him senseless. NOW.. if it was the fucking smoking hot UPS driver that comes into my nursing home... then I would say Hey Mr. Postman, is that package for me? Ohhh, Mr. UPS driver.... I would definitely let you Sign, Seal, and Deliver my ass to a very happy place.

It was a fun, quick read and made me stroll the neighborhoods looking for who has the sexiest postal delivery men..lol..

You can touch me there anytime Tom Selleck...

BAM !!!!

Oh.. sexy Tom Selleck... how I love you... let me count the ways..

Believe you me...I wont let anything get in the way of your enjoyment either Sexy Selleck..  ohhhhhhhhh... Tom.

I had the BEST dream about Tom and I last night..lol..  and seeing as how I was talking yesterday about people I had crushes on or was obsessed with when I was young, I figured I would continue with my main man

Tom Selleck.  I have had the biggest crush on Tom since I was younger and watched Magnum P.I. on USA. His dark hair, blue eyes... all that manly chest hair... oh God.. please don't forget the mustache.. I love that... teehehehhee.. there is just something about Tom

That I cant stop myself from. I was a member of his Fan Club when I was younger.. I couldn't afford to get an autographed picture of his.. but I will someday.. 

hint hint wink wink for Christmas brother, I know your reading this....

AnyJew, When Tom would be chasing some criminal down in his, well, Robin's Red Ferrari.. or flying around in the helicopter.. in a wet suit reliving his days as a Navy Seal.. everything Magnum did was only awesome because it was done by Tom Selleck.

Did I really like the movie Three Men and a Little Lady... NO,  but I watch it because Tom is in it and looks fucking sweeeet.

Plus, its not just the younger Mustache I love.. its the older one as well... He is like Sean Connery.. keeps getting better with old age. He is so stern looking and smoldering that I can not help myself..

I'm sorry, but Crocodile DunDee has NOTHING on Quigley Down Under.. to even suggest that it does means that I need to stalk you for a couple of days, figure out your routine, then use my fool proof way of not getting caught and kill you because you are obviously too stupid to live.

I used to dream of being Mrs. Selleck..lol...

and Yes







I have totally had this discussion with a therapist

Don't you worry.. he said that as long as I know that I am not really Mrs. Selleck.. its OK that I dream about it.. its normal.

lol

I'm baaaccckkk.. and yes.. I see you Tom Selleck.. I would have come by yesterday but Davey Jones and Joey McIntyre... even I wont touch them.. and I'll touch anybody.. hehehe.. you'll see Tom, You'll see.. I know something you can tickle with that stache...

Mustache Rides For Everyone !!!!!!!!!!!

                           See you later Tom.. I'll be watching you....