Showing posts with label postal worker jobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label postal worker jobs. Show all posts

Saturday, October 15, 2011

What's in that package Mr. Postman?


I was reading the other day.. and came across a book called "The Mailman's Tale" Now, I saw the cover to this book and thought, HELL YES.. a quick smutty read and I'll be back to my series.. I just needed a little break.  I started reading it and it read like one of those stories in Playboy.. which isn't bad.


This mailman is on his normal route.. the route he has been on for years. He knows his people and they know him.. so, one day he comes up to this house that has two smoking hot sisters that live there..



The door is ajar and he realizes that is off.. so he goes inside and hears noises.. he walks up stair and comes to a bedroom door which is open some as well and peeks in. What he sees is the older of the two sisters laying spread eagle on her bed with a vibrator shoved in her pussy, and she is working it feverishly. He starts to get turned on and rubbing himself through his pants, next thing you know, she cums and he cums, he makes a noise, she realizes he is watching her, he takes off down the stairs, she chases after him and asks him to fuck her. He, of course, says yes.. takes her up to her room and fucks the shit out of her. Before she cums he hears something, looks over his shoulder and sees her younger sister watching them with her hand shoved down her own pants diddling with her twat. Girl 1 cums, mailman cums, girl 2 cums. He tells sister that younger was watching, she doesn't care, he cleans up and leaves.
A few days later, he is making his rounds and comes across the house again. He watches as sister 1 gets in the car with her parents. He walks up to the house and the younger sister answers the door and she tells him that her sister decided where she was going to college, and she just realized that she would miss her sister very much. He is kinda let down and asks to use the bathroom before he continues on his route. She says yes, and he heads to the bathroom. When he comes out, as he is leaving, girl says can you help me with something before you leave, he says sure.. what can I do for you.. she comes walking out of the kitchen with a towel on, drops it, and says that she wants him to fuck her like he fucked her sister..


She goes down to her knees, and he can tell that she is no stranger to being down there... he is about to blow his load, takes her to her room, bends her over the bed, and fucks her withing an inch of her life. She has cum a few times, he is done, and he cleans up. She asks him to cum back tomorrow, he said he wasn't sure about her parents and that they might get caught, she says they are gone for a while on vacation, he says he will be back... and its on once again...




OK... now.. my mailman has always been one of two people.. an old ass man or an annoying fucking woman. IF, my mailman was some hot piece of ass..


I still don't think I would have the balls to bring him into my parents house and fuck him senseless. NOW.. if it was the fucking smoking hot UPS driver that comes into my nursing home... then I would say Hey Mr. Postman, is that package for me? Ohhh, Mr. UPS driver.... I would definitely let you Sign, Seal, and Deliver my ass to a very happy place.

It was a fun, quick read and made me stroll the neighborhoods looking for who has the sexiest postal delivery men..lol..

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Now Dont I feel like a Jack-Ass

I sometimes feel like a fucking Pack Mule.. actually, Pack Mules get paid better and are treated a hell of a lot nicer than I. Sometimes, I just want to slap the shit out of them.. calling before I come to work to ask where this is and that is. "How do I do that?"... If I hear this fucking question out of one more persons mouth... about their own fucking job... I might have to go fucking Post Office Worker on their asses.

How nice would it be just to wake up one day and not give a shit.. I mean REALLY not give a shit... wow... just the thought of it makes me giddy. To walk into to work and when they start to bitch about cards and insurance verifications just to turn around with a ginormous smile on my face and say,
" Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You, Your Cool Matty/Rose, Fuck You, I'm Out!!!"

That would rock my fucking socks... or have a special day once a month where all the little people got to stick it right up the asses of our bosses and tell them to "Take it like a man" right up their poop shoots.... how the fuck do they like it. I think you will fucking love it when I get one of those video cameras out and tape the donkey show that is play out using YOUR ASS and an ACTUAL ass..lol... that will be AWWWWESSSOOME......

I know, I know... they have bosses that get on their asses as well.. Bosses that treat them like shit..oh... but bosses that pay them a FUCK LOAD MORE than I get paid... so you know what I have to say about that don't you...

THIS IS MY FUCKING RANT... NOT YOURS BOSS.... YOU WANT TO BITCH ABOUT YOUR BOSS, GET YOUR OWN FUCKING BLOG...... BITCHES!!!!!!!

:)  ahhhhh.. That felt fucking sweet....