I read a book yesterday that was pretty interesting.
It was called
Big Bad Wolf by Flesa Black.
It had an ok plot that had been done before but it was a different take on the Were community.. how they can be born or made.. turn mad from the shift or die... and it had some Olympic style sex... the kind with toys and sex wedges and handcuffs/ankle shackles.... all super fun stuff...
NOW... my only problem, which really isn't a problem, just a curiosity I guess of sorts... is they have a bout of sex in the kitchen, at the table, for breakfast. Rex brings out the honey and drizzles it all over Vivian's body, licks it off ... yadda, yadda, yadda..... Then, he pulls her off of his dick, hands her the jar of honey and raises his eyebrow at her. She thinks, just like I thought, that he wanted her to slather the honey on it, then suck and lick it off.... isn't that what you all thought? Well no......... he wanted her to slather honey on his dick and use the honey
as Lube to stick it in her
Ass.
Now, I guess I can understand that you could possibly use honey as a lubricant for anal sex but wouldn't that be
A: VERY MESSY
B: Kind of uncomfortable
C: Dangerous for your Bowels
and
D: Dangerous for the extra honey that slides in and out and then eventually into your vagina. It has feces on it people... Thats fucking gross!!
I really don't want to know how you could clean out all the honey from your colon. Unless one of you has used honey as anal lube before... then PLEASE tell me... because now I am curious beyong fucking belief. What would happen if you didn't get it cleaned out, would stuff get stuck in the honey and not be able to come out correctly and then the next thing you know, you have to go to the hospital and get your colon scraped. That just sounds like it hurts. How the fuck would you explain that to your doctor.. fuck that... your insurance company when they ask why you had to have your colon scraped..lol...
Plus, you have got to think, sand it hard to get out of your vagina when you get home from the beach... how the hell are you getting honey out .. of all the sticky, syrupy, messy shit you can stick in your body..... Jesus Christ people.. a little fucking common sense is in order when you are shoving food items in your ass.. or when it can ooze out of your ass and into your vagina.... your gynocologist is going to be pissed the fuck off if your paps keep coming back abnormal because of honey contamination..lol..... Plus.. getting honey in your pee hole.. not just for the ladies but for the guys as well... what happens if it dries in your urethra and then you cant pee.. you have to go to the hospital, AGAIN, and get your pee hole debred... shit.. that just sounds like it would suck balls.
OHHHHHH... the humanity... you would have to go Full Monty with a razor as well because there is NO FUCKING WAY that you will be able to salvage any type of pubic hair after a bout of honey anal sex... oh... what if they have a hairy poop shoot.... that would suck even more...
Shit People.......... DONT DO IT!!!!
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