Sweaty Shirtless men for Two Hours... No Problem ;)

I went to see the movie Immortals last night.. Yes, it was in 3D.. I could have done without the 3D, but honestly.. I was watching for a completely different reason..lol..

Theseus is a mortal man chosen by Zeus to lead the fight against the ruthless King Hyperion, who is on a rampage across Greece to obtain a weapon that can destroy humanity.
Directed by Tarsem Singh.


You have Mickey Rourke Playing King Hyperion

He did a good job.. I am just THRILLED that all he did was talk about breeding himself with all the peasant woman and it didn't actually SHOW him fucking them because I would NOT have been pleased.. he might have been hot shit when he was younger but now.. it would be like watching some really creepy, scary shit head fuck and I am not into that...

Then you have Luke Evans playing Zeus

Wish we would have seen him impregnating some peasant women..lol.. Lets make some Demi-Gods here Zeus baby... come on now...

I had NO PROBLEM watching Luke walk around with barely anything on.. he is not hard on the eyes so I was good. He did a really good job and I will admit that I, not unlike Poseidon and a few of the others, would not really have listened to him either.. sorry Luke.. Even though you were Zeus, I wouldn't have listened to you.

Then you have Kellan Lutz.. aaaaahhhhhhh.. playing Poseidon

He is DEFINITELY NOT HARD ON THE EYES..... although he wasn't on screen as much as i would have liked.. I wouldn't mind going "Down Under" on Kellan..
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NOW... you have soon to be Superman.. Henry Cavill... playing Theseus...  aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Here they were taunting Hyperion's men... that was pretty Bad Ass...

Whether this man is Dirty, Clean, Long Hair, or Short hair... I didn't mind anything.. as long as I got to see him... hhmmmmmm.. He actually did a Great job playing Theseus and completely brought the character a strong, commanding personality that I am sure any small army would follow to the death...

All in all I was happy with this movie.. if not for the blood and violence... Definitely for the Eye Candy.

Look at this Jackass....

If you haven't heard about this kid... he was arrested in Texas for breaking into a woman's apartment and trying to suck her blood. He thinks that he is a vampire and he needed to feed..... hahhahhahahahaha

The news is trying to say that it is Twilight and True Blood's fault that this kid thinks he is a fucking vampire. They even interviewed Anne fucking Rice about the Vampire Culture..lol.. and she said that in the years that she has been writing, she has never encountered someone who claimed they were a vampire..

Now, I read a lot of Supernatural literature and I can honestly say that although it would be fucking SWEET to turn into

Lions

or

tigers

or

a wolf.

 you don't see me going outside running down a fucking rabbit and pissing on the tree's do you.. NO, I don't, because I understand that I am NOT an actual shifter although that would be fucking awesome sauce.

I mean honestly, who the fuck does this kid think he is... fuckin

Bela Lugosi

I don't think so bitch.. get some therapy and sit the fuck down.

Smurfette.... you dirty dirty whore.....

Do you know what I was thinking about today while I was in line at McDonald's to get my Mocha Frappe' before work... That Smurfette was the ONLY adult female Smurf in the ENTIRE Village...

there might have been one little Ginger Girl but she came in towards the end... anyway..  ALL the men, besides that grumpy one, were all VERY HAPPY.... dare I say Gay... that means Happy as well for those of you whom are too young to know.

Anywho,  Smurfette was the only one to have her own place I believe, only her and maybe

Pimp Daddy Pappa Smurf

He always had something smart and wise to say.. and you know he kept his bitches in line. Bitches? you ask..  yes, Smurfette and that real happy guy who wore the flower in his hair and ran around with a mirror.. Pimp Daddy Pappa was trickin his ass on the side as well.. and Smurfette having her own place.. with a king sized bed and a dungeon in the basement.. had a revolving door of Smurfs.

If you don't believe me.. think of it this way.. you have slutty Smurfette and "Magic Flutes"...

which automatically means that they are Smurfing

Now, when you have THAT MUCH SMURFING going on.. only one thing can come from that much whoring...

That's right.. a baby fucking Smurf.. who's the babies daddy? It's a fucking mystry. Is it fucking Brainy with his fucking Magical Flute or is it Brawny... is there even a fucking Brawny? Personally, I think that it was Pimp Daddy Pappa Smurf that was the babies daddy. He has to tap that ass at least once a week for quality control. He needs to test it to make sure that he is getting the right amount of money for the tricks that bitch is turning.

Plus, Smurf Village my ass... it should be called STD Village and the main roads are Clapp Blvd and Herpes Dr. Don't forget Smurfette... that bitch lives at the corner of Nobody Loves Me and I Have Daddy Issues. Those mushrooms they grow are for fucking Penicillin due to the outbreaks Smurfette passes to each Smurf and then they pass back to each other. Can you imagine the amount of money Pimp Daddy Pappa has to pay for health insurance otherwise? Fucking Ridiculous. Yet, she kept on trickin and he kept on Pimpin... while Pimp Daddy Pappa's pockets were getting fat off the money coming in from her tricks, Smurfette's vagina was looking like Blue Waffles!

I cant believe that my parents let my brother and I watch that show. Now when I think about it, maybe it was a good thing. Maybe it was a clever way to say that scary old bald men are to be ran away from. Gargamel was one creepy old fucker who I'm pretty sure smelled like Ass and Kitty Litter.

Yet I dont think I learned a damn thing seeing as how I work with creepy bald old men and I love it...lol..

Dizzy Bizzy and a Chopper...

I want to start my own Motorcycle Club called the Dizzy Bizzies..

I'm gonna have a bad ass Fat Boy Harley, and drive around with a cut

that has on the back of it

  

hahahha.. that would be awesome.

We would have shirts that will be available for purchase that will say

                             4Q

and everyone that is part of my MC will have a patch that Reads:

cause they do..teeheehee



Even your mother hates you......

I normally don't say the "C" word accept for special cases. Well... tonight I had to hear about one of those special cases because unfortunately I am fucking related to this bitch.

A little back story.. I went to nursing school.. I got almost all the way through and ran out of money.. couldn't finish because I couldn't pay up front and I owe too much on student loans. Will I go back, eventually, but not right now. I work in the nursing field because I love it and I have a sense of accomplishment in the lives I touch everyday.

NOW.. I have a cousin who is the quintessential Latchkey Kid.

Both her parents worked full time jobs, and needless to say, the latch her key unlocked was to a big fucking house. She is an only child, when she wanted it she got it, no matter what. She is married, has one child and I think this is great. I am very happy that she has found someone that loves her and that she has the means to give her child the opportunities that she will be able to do because she was left a lot of money by her "rich grandparents" .

I like her husband, I like her son, I just FUCKING HATE HER.

She has always been an "I am better than everyone" type of person. I don't give a shit one way or the other how she acts towards me, or what she thinks of me.. but when you treat our Grandparents, who love you soo much, like they are shit and don't come to see them while they are alive..  make them feel like they are not good enough for you.... I have a VERY BIG problem.

My grandparents were amazing people. They had 8 kids and 4 parents that lived with them at different times and had virtually no money.. but they made up for it in love. My cousins other grandparents were divorced, and BOTH had tons of money, which they doted on her, because she was their only grandchild. She ended up making our grandparents feel like shit because she said that they couldn't give her the things she wanted, that her other grandparents could give her, so she wasn't going to waste her time.

There is only ONE WORD to describe this bitch......

CUNT.....  she is a CUNT  !!

ok.. now that the word is out there....

Tonight when I was on my way home from work my mother calls and says I need to get to her house quickly because she is having a great conversation with her sister.. my Aunt Lisa. I rush home, get there, and she puts it on speaker phone. My Aunt tells us about how the CUNT had finished nursing school and got a job at a nursing home because she figured it was easy. She went to work today, saw a call light on

She went to answer it and her resident said that her stomach hurt and she felt that she needed a bowel movement, but she couldn't go. She rolled the woman onto her side to put a suppository in, and the woman SHIT all over her...

I could not stop myself.. I started to laugh so fucking hard I almost piddled in my pants.... all I could think about was what her stupid fucking face looked like when she was shat all over.. fucking awesome.

Anywho... when I calmed down, my aunt said that Cunt doesn't want to go back to work at the nursing home anymore because she was so embarrassed about the situation and that she was crying. Now, I said, "Well, she needs to suck it the fuck up sweetheart.. it wont be the last time she will be shit on no matter what field of nursing she goes into. Jesus Christ, if I cried every time someone shit on me at the nursing home, I would be crying a couple times a week." My Aunt started to laugh and proceeded to say the most amazing thing I think I have ever heard her say.....

She said, " It was never drilled into me as hard as it was tonight that my daughter seriously is

Fucking Retarded... What the fuck was she thinking going into nursing in the first fucking place.. she has no compassion, no bedside manner, and she is a bitch to boot, she wouldn't know a hard day's work if it screamed her name and bit her in the ass."

"I LOVE YOU AUNT LISA !!!!!"   is what came out of my mouth. I have never been so proud of her as I was at that moment. What amazes me is that she didn't realize her daughter was a

Raging

sooner.. maybe like when my cousin tells her she didn't think she was fit enough to watch her own fucking grandson.

Hell-Fucking-Hello!!!!

So.. I was done at that point, I couldn't handle myself anymore and I had to go.

It was so nice to finally see that others think this bitch is an idiot as well as myself. We have never been friends, we never will be friends, and I am ok with that and I know that she is pleased to know it as well. Does she know? you ask... yes.. because I told her that, plus some other long awaited choice phrases when she decided to show up at my grandmothers funeral late and not even tell her own mother that she was sorry that her mother died on my Aunts birthday.

Fuck.. if you are with me still... Fucking Thanks...lol... you deserve a medal!

Now Dont I feel like a Jack-Ass

I sometimes feel like a fucking Pack Mule.. actually, Pack Mules get paid better and are treated a hell of a lot nicer than I. Sometimes, I just want to slap the shit out of them.. calling before I come to work to ask where this is and that is. "How do I do that?"... If I hear this fucking question out of one more persons mouth... about their own fucking job... I might have to go fucking Post Office Worker on their asses.

How nice would it be just to wake up one day and not give a shit.. I mean REALLY not give a shit... wow... just the thought of it makes me giddy. To walk into to work and when they start to bitch about cards and insurance verifications just to turn around with a ginormous smile on my face and say,
" Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You, Your Cool Matty/Rose, Fuck You, I'm Out!!!"

That would rock my fucking socks... or have a special day once a month where all the little people got to stick it right up the asses of our bosses and tell them to "Take it like a man" right up their poop shoots.... how the fuck do they like it. I think you will fucking love it when I get one of those video cameras out and tape the donkey show that is play out using YOUR ASS and an ACTUAL ass..lol... that will be AWWWWESSSOOME......

I know, I know... they have bosses that get on their asses as well.. Bosses that treat them like shit..oh... but bosses that pay them a FUCK LOAD MORE than I get paid... so you know what I have to say about that don't you...

THIS IS MY FUCKING RANT... NOT YOURS BOSS.... YOU WANT TO BITCH ABOUT YOUR BOSS, GET YOUR OWN FUCKING BLOG...... BITCHES!!!!!!!

:)  ahhhhh.. That felt fucking sweet....