Daddies Little Cum Bucket

Fill Me Daddy (Cum Fetish)

by: Kelsey Charisma

 

Daddy.. if your cockhead is ramming into her cervix... that means your fucking her... just saying

OK.. this was really hot and I would LOVE to have a chair like this

with a smoking hot Step Daddy to play on it with... preferably if that Stepdaddy is John Stamos

This was fun and I read it while in the Doctor's office laughing out loud half the time and blushing the other half.

Angela has to know that when her stepdaddy says that she is squishing his dick so he had to remove it from his pants and rub her with it.. that he is not playing dumb.. asshat.. he is trying to fuck you.

Daddy... Stepdaddies can fuck their daughters, as long as they are consenting adults, there is no problem.. but please, please, please... admit you are fucking her and not just sticking the head in..lol..
We all know that you were trying to fuck her the second you told her she could share the chair with you..

like we are stupid...

Plus, she must be a fucking contortionist with how daddy was bending her to his will and making sure that her pussy didn't let a drop of cum out of the bucket he made it into... Classy

Antzy in their Pantzy....

It is full moon time again people which makes my old peeps fucking retarded crazy. They seriously should be siting in fucking straight jackets in padded rooms because they are nutso.

 I have one old man who keeps yelling at people as they walk by, then pulling out his weenis and peeing on the floor. Then he laughs and blows raspberry's at people and last night he yelled loudly that he was the devil and had come back for the souls of little children, then chased all the little grandchildren of residents down in his wheelchair.

One of my woman has been singing the "Star Spangled Banner" for the past 2 days and tells all the CNA's to get their "Commie Asses" away from her and that if they are not careful, she will call immigration on them.... which makes me about piss myself laughing... She said that the government put her in this place to sniff out the "Reds".

                          I swear to GOD.. she could be this woman's twin.

I have a married couple that were screaming at each other last night. "Fuck You" "No, Fuck You"... they were yelling that back and forth.. she was telling him she should have ran away with the butcher when he asked her to and left his sorry ass decades ago.. he was telling her he should have married that French Hooker he slept with while in the Service instead of coming back and being stuck with her ass all these years....  She tells him that the reason their son is an idiot is because his rotten apple didn't fall far from his tree and proceeds to tell him that she isn't even sure if their youngest daughter is his... He starts telling her that he had a better time with his hand in the past 50 years than he ever did with her body..  LMFAO.... I about died with that one.

The Full Moon makes them antzy in their pantzy, all of them. Men who live here are calling their wives at 2am, wives are not answering because they are sleeping, and husbands swear that their 80 something wives are out having affairs, dancing the night away at clubs and "USO Shows with Seamen"... is what Alphie told me... I asked him what he meant by semen and he said, "No, I said Sea-men.. not semen.. get your mind outta the gutter."  hahahaahahhahaa

I love every last crazy one of these old sons of bitches... When they are with it.. they can be a wealth of knowledge.. but when they are crazy..

there is no fucking hope for them, or for anyone around them.

I will leave you with this last story... a prime example of how my people are unhinged..
Ms. Pearl is this old southern African American woman. She was married to a "Devil Man" and then when he "died" she married a Preacher. Now, Rufus (roof-us) was her first husband. He used to go out drinking and take her with him. They would get all liquored up and dance the night away at this little place out in the boonies. Well.. they had a baby and she stayed home.. he kept going out. When she was finally able to go out after their second child was born, they went to the bar and a woman approach her and asked what she thought Ms. Pearl was doing with her man. Ms. Pearl told her to back off, that Rufus was her husband and that is why she was with him.. who the fuck was she. The woman began screaming and yelling, calling Ms. Pearl a Floozy and a Whore and that, Ms. Pearl told me, is when she lost it. She told the woman to go to hell and to keep her grubbing hands to herself. The woman came at her.. and that is when Ms. Pearl took out the little knife she kept in the band of her stockings and "slit the bitch". It was never reported because who were people going to believe.. a whore trying to steal her husband, or a respectable mother of 2. She told her family about her husband skirting around town with other women.. next thing you know, a few months later, she was a widow. One year later, she married the Preacher, and they were married until he passed away last fall.

I was STUNNED... hahahahaha.. I still am when I think about it. I asked her why she told me this and she said, "I told you this to drill one true lesson into your head.. Don't EVER, EVER, let some Dirty Whore take what is yours... by all means necessary"

Even your mother hates you......

I normally don't say the "C" word accept for special cases. Well... tonight I had to hear about one of those special cases because unfortunately I am fucking related to this bitch.

A little back story.. I went to nursing school.. I got almost all the way through and ran out of money.. couldn't finish because I couldn't pay up front and I owe too much on student loans. Will I go back, eventually, but not right now. I work in the nursing field because I love it and I have a sense of accomplishment in the lives I touch everyday.

NOW.. I have a cousin who is the quintessential Latchkey Kid.

Both her parents worked full time jobs, and needless to say, the latch her key unlocked was to a big fucking house. She is an only child, when she wanted it she got it, no matter what. She is married, has one child and I think this is great. I am very happy that she has found someone that loves her and that she has the means to give her child the opportunities that she will be able to do because she was left a lot of money by her "rich grandparents" .

I like her husband, I like her son, I just FUCKING HATE HER.

She has always been an "I am better than everyone" type of person. I don't give a shit one way or the other how she acts towards me, or what she thinks of me.. but when you treat our Grandparents, who love you soo much, like they are shit and don't come to see them while they are alive..  make them feel like they are not good enough for you.... I have a VERY BIG problem.

My grandparents were amazing people. They had 8 kids and 4 parents that lived with them at different times and had virtually no money.. but they made up for it in love. My cousins other grandparents were divorced, and BOTH had tons of money, which they doted on her, because she was their only grandchild. She ended up making our grandparents feel like shit because she said that they couldn't give her the things she wanted, that her other grandparents could give her, so she wasn't going to waste her time.

There is only ONE WORD to describe this bitch......

CUNT.....  she is a CUNT  !!

ok.. now that the word is out there....

Tonight when I was on my way home from work my mother calls and says I need to get to her house quickly because she is having a great conversation with her sister.. my Aunt Lisa. I rush home, get there, and she puts it on speaker phone. My Aunt tells us about how the CUNT had finished nursing school and got a job at a nursing home because she figured it was easy. She went to work today, saw a call light on

She went to answer it and her resident said that her stomach hurt and she felt that she needed a bowel movement, but she couldn't go. She rolled the woman onto her side to put a suppository in, and the woman SHIT all over her...

I could not stop myself.. I started to laugh so fucking hard I almost piddled in my pants.... all I could think about was what her stupid fucking face looked like when she was shat all over.. fucking awesome.

Anywho... when I calmed down, my aunt said that Cunt doesn't want to go back to work at the nursing home anymore because she was so embarrassed about the situation and that she was crying. Now, I said, "Well, she needs to suck it the fuck up sweetheart.. it wont be the last time she will be shit on no matter what field of nursing she goes into. Jesus Christ, if I cried every time someone shit on me at the nursing home, I would be crying a couple times a week." My Aunt started to laugh and proceeded to say the most amazing thing I think I have ever heard her say.....

She said, " It was never drilled into me as hard as it was tonight that my daughter seriously is

Fucking Retarded... What the fuck was she thinking going into nursing in the first fucking place.. she has no compassion, no bedside manner, and she is a bitch to boot, she wouldn't know a hard day's work if it screamed her name and bit her in the ass."

"I LOVE YOU AUNT LISA !!!!!"   is what came out of my mouth. I have never been so proud of her as I was at that moment. What amazes me is that she didn't realize her daughter was a

Raging

sooner.. maybe like when my cousin tells her she didn't think she was fit enough to watch her own fucking grandson.

Hell-Fucking-Hello!!!!

So.. I was done at that point, I couldn't handle myself anymore and I had to go.

It was so nice to finally see that others think this bitch is an idiot as well as myself. We have never been friends, we never will be friends, and I am ok with that and I know that she is pleased to know it as well. Does she know? you ask... yes.. because I told her that, plus some other long awaited choice phrases when she decided to show up at my grandmothers funeral late and not even tell her own mother that she was sorry that her mother died on my Aunts birthday.

Fuck.. if you are with me still... Fucking Thanks...lol... you deserve a medal!

Goodreads | Backstage Pass by Olivia Cunning

I just got done reading this and its 4am.. I'll write a review tomorrow.. its sleepy time now..lol.  all I can say at this moment is this book Fucking Rocked!!! And I'm SO STOKED that I bought Rock Hard at the same time..
OK... where to start where to start.... this book was Sex-tastic!!! It wasnt just the sex though, it was the way the characters were described.. how they were individuals and a whole unit all wrapped up into one sexy freaking package.
Myrna is a Human Sexuality Proff. at a boaring ass confrence.. all she wants is a good time, some fun and laughter, but what she gets is so much more when she recognizes 5 men sitting in a bar as the members of a band she loves.. The Sinners. She decides to bite the bullet, goes upintroduces herself... what could really happen anyway?
Brian is drunk as hell trying to forget the latest of Groopie-Ho's that has cheated on him with a band  mate... He just cant win.. but when he falls off the table he was laying on in the bar and see's a pair of legs walk up to them.. it all changes, I honestly believe, from the moment he see's her.. even though he is super freakin drunk..lol..
The relationship that isnt supposed to be a relationship ignites in the morning and is fast and furious.Actually, it ignites at night when she is taking care of him... I think.. anywho... Myrna just wants to have a fun weekend and not catch any feelings but it is so very difficult not to catch them... especially when Brian dives head first into the shallow end of those emotions that must remain silent due to Myrna having one hell of an ex-husband. Brian realizes something about Myrna.. I wont tell, and God bless him even asks her to run off to Vegas and get married. She leaves him.. without him even knowing her last name.. no telephone numbers exchanged, nothing.
A month later.. and Brian is still reeling over the fact that he doesnt have Myrna.. and that when Trey steps in with a life line... a telephone number.. HER telephone number.. and now all Brian needs to do is grow the balls to call her...
What happens from here on out is just great.... there is so much depth to each situation that I couldnt put this book down. The way Brian oozes his feelings and how Myrna decides to ignore how she feels so no one will know... and FAILS..lol.... but thats the best freakin part. The dynamic that the band members have with eachother and with Myrna is all just gravy.
 I was so stoked that when I purchased this book I also purchased

Rock Hard at the same time.. because something told me that I would need to read it as soon as I was done with this one... and I am glad I listened to my instincts..lol...
The book I am MOST looking forward to.... Jace. Why? Because if Brians book is Sex-tastic... Jace's book with be Bondage-rific.... and I always love that kind of thing  ;)  ...teeheehee
2 Thumbs AND 2 Big Toes WAY up for Olivia Cunning and her Sinners on Tour Series... You have a new Fan Girl with me...lol