You can touch me there anytime Tom Selleck...

BAM !!!!

Oh.. sexy Tom Selleck... how I love you... let me count the ways..

Believe you me...I wont let anything get in the way of your enjoyment either Sexy Selleck..  ohhhhhhhhh... Tom.

I had the BEST dream about Tom and I last night..lol..  and seeing as how I was talking yesterday about people I had crushes on or was obsessed with when I was young, I figured I would continue with my main man

Tom Selleck.  I have had the biggest crush on Tom since I was younger and watched Magnum P.I. on USA. His dark hair, blue eyes... all that manly chest hair... oh God.. please don't forget the mustache.. I love that... teehehehhee.. there is just something about Tom

That I cant stop myself from. I was a member of his Fan Club when I was younger.. I couldn't afford to get an autographed picture of his.. but I will someday.. 

hint hint wink wink for Christmas brother, I know your reading this....

AnyJew, When Tom would be chasing some criminal down in his, well, Robin's Red Ferrari.. or flying around in the helicopter.. in a wet suit reliving his days as a Navy Seal.. everything Magnum did was only awesome because it was done by Tom Selleck.

Did I really like the movie Three Men and a Little Lady... NO,  but I watch it because Tom is in it and looks fucking sweeeet.

Plus, its not just the younger Mustache I love.. its the older one as well... He is like Sean Connery.. keeps getting better with old age. He is so stern looking and smoldering that I can not help myself..

I'm sorry, but Crocodile DunDee has NOTHING on Quigley Down Under.. to even suggest that it does means that I need to stalk you for a couple of days, figure out your routine, then use my fool proof way of not getting caught and kill you because you are obviously too stupid to live.

I used to dream of being Mrs. Selleck..lol...

and Yes







I have totally had this discussion with a therapist

Don't you worry.. he said that as long as I know that I am not really Mrs. Selleck.. its OK that I dream about it.. its normal.

lol

I'm baaaccckkk.. and yes.. I see you Tom Selleck.. I would have come by yesterday but Davey Jones and Joey McIntyre... even I wont touch them.. and I'll touch anybody.. hehehe.. you'll see Tom, You'll see.. I know something you can tickle with that stache...

Mustache Rides For Everyone !!!!!!!!!!!

                           See you later Tom.. I'll be watching you....

You can Master Me anytime.... Promise...

Master of the Mountain (Mountain Masters #1) by Cherise Sinclair was a GREAT book. It was hot and sticky and naughty as hell and I loved every minute of it.

Rebecca is a full figured city girl whose metrosexual boyfriend Matt is getting on her last damn nerve. They are perfect for each other... they like the same things, they both are professionals, they have the same friends, ect., but there is a catch.. the sex sucks and she comes to find out Matt is a fucking swinger.

He is going to a Swingers weekend up in the Mountains during Memorial Day Weekend and wants her to join him to make their relationship a little more, exciting.....

Next thing you know, she meets Logan who runs the Serenity Lodge with his brother Jake. What is the best thing about the brothers you ask.....

They are both Dom's.. and Logan has his eye set on Rebecca... and isn't it fun the way he takes her into the life and takes what he wants...  she is totally vulnerable  and he takes complete control of it.

Rebecca doesn't know why she reacts this way to Logan and is a little ashamed of it but she cant stop herself from losing everything in the lust that runs rapid through her system every time he takes control and dominates her. Discipline, rules, honesty, and trust are what BDSM entails and Logan is giving Rebecca a intense crash course in it all.

My favorite part you ask...

oh yes..... with an open hand even.. which makes it even better

He beat her ass until she was almost in tears and she apologized for being bad and for purposely disregarding and disobeying Logan's rules...  whew.... it was Hot Hot Hot !!!

Sexy Men, BDSM, restraints, spankings, oh my... teeheehee

The next book in the series is called Master of the Abyss.. I will totally be reading that now as well...

I'm back and ready for you to get spanked... I'm gonna spank you as hard as I can.. you know I like it, and I love it when you make that little whimper...  whimper for me baby... whimper....  I'll be back my pretty... I'll be back for you... dont worry about that honey

Banana's -n- Gimps

Ok, Last night I was watching an episode of Law and Order: SVU. A young woman, prob. in her teens, and her mother come home to their Town House on Park Avenue only to find the father/husband, chained up to the fireplace looking like Right Said Fred in a Gimp outfit... mask and all.

Now, when they walk into the den and find Daddy chained up to the fire place, the girl runs screaming, "Daddy, No !! No!!" and the mother just stands there looking at him kind of laughing to herself as in says, "Jesus Christ.. I cant believe he did this to me."

Stabler and Benson come rolling out there, Benson talks to the wife who "Cant believe this happened" Stabler talks to the daughter who says, yes, she was with her mother but not because she wanted to be. When Stabler asked her what she meant, the daughter says, "She's a real bitch!" ..lol... it was awesome.

You want to know the best part about all of it was....

Daddy had a BANANA

shoved up his poop shoot!!!!

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA.....

That's frigging awesome... Bonus.. he was allergic to Bananas....   :)

Now, I am not a Poop Shoot type of gal, but if I was, the last thing I would think about shoving in my ass would be a banana.. why? Because I would think that the sphincter muscles would squish that banana like it was no ones business.. Then, you would have banana pudding in your ass and when you shit, it would be even worse because you would have to pull out the veins of the banana the way I have to pull the plastic bread bag out of my dogs ass, after she eats the whole loaf, and she cant shit it out.

What type of shit is that... it's like a ... fuck, I don't even want to think what it's like..lol...

Banana's shouldn't be used in that way... cucumbers, ok....NOT BANANAS !! They are good for you..in a nutritional way... not an up your ass way... honestly.. wouldn't your ass muscle just squish it as soon as the soft part parted the muscle.. unless your ass has been fuck THAT MUCH to where you could slide a fucking fist right in with no problem... shit...

Poor banana being molested by the big bad bi-sexual man in SVU....

I'm watching you Banana.. sexy banana... like to touch you.. want to touch your hiney... ahhhh banana... you so know I like to touch you that way.. yes sexy banana.. I love that look, it's like a Tiger..   GGrrrrrrrrrrr... now purr for me banana.. purrrrrrrrr..

LMFAO !!