Oh Daddy.. Your best friend is the best

I read this book a few days ago and I have to say that it was smoking. It is a short story but it packs one hell of a punch.

                                                                 

   My Daddy's Best Friend

  by Gia Blue

I LOVED THIS.... YOU MUST READ IT

Mr. Joe Parker.... ooohhhhhh, the things I could and would do to a man like you and your sexy ass...  Just reading about you makes me think of a sexy ass man..

Ohhh, John Cena... you sexy mother.. I would rape you if you were my Daddy's Best Friend.. I don't give a SHIT about age differences or ex-wives.. not a care in the world, and it would be well worth any reprimand I might receive or disapproving looks I might get from my Dad.

Jessica has wanted one man above all others... her fathers best friend, a special ops military man... Mr. Joe Parker.... (Insert John Cena here)

 Mr. Parker's wife decided that she didn't want to be married to him anymore because she needed something else.. what the hell ever.. so he is S I N G L E now.. and that is all it takes for Jessica. She finally decides that she has to have him before she goes away to college and puts a plan together. To seduce him until he cant say no.. put him in a situation where he can no longer stop himself from fucking her six sides to Sunday, and it works even better than she had planned.

 I thought this was great... a total re-read...  and like I said up top... You should totally read it!!

I didnt know you could use honey that way.....

I read a book yesterday that was pretty interesting.
 It was called

 Big Bad Wolf by Flesa Black.

It had an ok plot that had been done before but it was a different take on the Were community.. how they can be born or made.. turn mad from the shift or die... and it had some Olympic style sex... the kind with toys and sex wedges and handcuffs/ankle shackles....  all super fun stuff...

NOW... my only problem, which really isn't a problem, just a curiosity I guess of sorts... is they have a bout of sex in the kitchen, at the table, for breakfast. Rex brings out the honey and drizzles it all over Vivian's body, licks it off ... yadda, yadda, yadda.....   Then, he pulls her off of his dick, hands her the jar of honey and raises his eyebrow at her. She thinks, just like I thought, that he wanted her to slather the honey on it, then suck and lick it off.... isn't that what you all thought?  Well no......... he wanted her to slather honey on his dick and use the honey

as Lube to stick it in her

Ass.

Now, I guess I can understand that you could possibly use honey as a lubricant for anal sex but wouldn't that be

A: VERY MESSY

B: Kind of uncomfortable

C: Dangerous for your Bowels

and

D: Dangerous for the extra honey that slides in and out and then eventually into your vagina. It has feces on it people... Thats fucking gross!!

I really don't want to know how you could clean out all the honey from your colon. Unless one of you has used honey as anal lube before... then PLEASE tell me... because now I am curious beyong fucking belief. What would happen if you didn't get it cleaned out, would stuff get stuck in the honey and not be able to come out correctly and then the next thing you know, you have to go to the hospital and get your colon scraped. That just sounds like it hurts. How the fuck would you explain that to your doctor.. fuck that... your insurance company when they ask why you had to have your colon scraped..lol...

 Plus, you have got to think, sand it hard to get out of your vagina when you get home from the beach... how the hell are you getting honey out .. of all the sticky, syrupy, messy shit you can stick in your body..... Jesus Christ people.. a little fucking common sense is in order when you are shoving food items in your ass.. or when it can ooze out of your ass and into your vagina.... your gynocologist is going to be pissed the fuck off if your paps keep coming back abnormal because of honey contamination..lol..... Plus.. getting honey in your pee hole.. not just for the ladies but for the guys as well... what happens if it dries in your urethra and then you cant pee.. you have to go to the hospital, AGAIN, and get your pee hole debred... shit.. that just sounds like it would suck balls.

OHHHHHH... the humanity... you would have to go Full Monty with a razor as well because there is NO FUCKING WAY that you will be able to salvage any type of pubic hair after a bout of honey anal sex... oh... what if they have a hairy poop shoot.... that would suck even more...

Shit People.......... DONT DO IT!!!!  

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