Daddies Little Cum Bucket

Fill Me Daddy (Cum Fetish)

by: Kelsey Charisma

 

Daddy.. if your cockhead is ramming into her cervix... that means your fucking her... just saying

OK.. this was really hot and I would LOVE to have a chair like this

with a smoking hot Step Daddy to play on it with... preferably if that Stepdaddy is John Stamos

This was fun and I read it while in the Doctor's office laughing out loud half the time and blushing the other half.

Angela has to know that when her stepdaddy says that she is squishing his dick so he had to remove it from his pants and rub her with it.. that he is not playing dumb.. asshat.. he is trying to fuck you.

Daddy... Stepdaddies can fuck their daughters, as long as they are consenting adults, there is no problem.. but please, please, please... admit you are fucking her and not just sticking the head in..lol..
We all know that you were trying to fuck her the second you told her she could share the chair with you..

like we are stupid...

Plus, she must be a fucking contortionist with how daddy was bending her to his will and making sure that her pussy didn't let a drop of cum out of the bucket he made it into... Classy

Gerry... You Old Son of a Bitch ... I cant believe you...

Okay, I don't think that Gerry is Going to be my favorite Old Man for much longer..lol..
Why you ask... because if he busts my balls one more fucking time, out of nowhere, I might have to ban him from my office.

For Example:

Thursday night, a woman comes up to me talking about how she wants to take her mother out this weekend so she can go with the grand kids and great grand kids to the

Naples Zoo..

but she wasn't sure if her mother would be able to make it the whole day.

I told her that I LOVED the Zoo and that it has been sooo long since I have been and it sounded like a great idea.

Then, all of a sudden, Gerry busts out with this....

"Lisa, you CANT go to the Zoo"

"Why not Gerry?"

"Because your not married."

"Why do I need to be married to go to the Zoo Gerry?"

"Because, your chances of getting Mauled by a Tiger are better than you getting married after 30... and we like you, we don't want you to be mauled by a tiger... so don't go!"

Now, I don't know what the FUCK Gerry was thinking when he decided to come up with this shit but when I said nothing and just sat here with my mouth wide open and just starred at him, he started laughing.

Mauled by a FUCKING TIGER GERRY  !!!!

FUCKING REALLY !!!!

You Old Dirty Bastard..

I am more likely to get MAULED by a FUCKING TIGER

than I am likely to get married

now that I am over 30. You sack of shit..lol.. is that what you told your 3rd wife when she agreed to marry your sorry ass...lol..  asshat..

I told him that I would not take offense to it because I was SURE there was some type of compliment in that statement somewhere.. something about the they liking me and not wanting me to die...lol...

He started laughing so hard that he had to go use the rest room.. he said he would be back.. and when he came, who the fuck did he bring but smart ass Mr. T.

FUCK !!!!!

Just what I needed at that time.. was a snickering Mr. Fucking T. He was cracking up.. said that I shouldn't worry because Once I hit 90, I'm more likely just to DIE instead of get married.

He said that I shouldn't even get married.. it's not worth it.. just live in sin and have babies..lol.. craziness..  all of it.

So, I assured Gerry and Mr. T that I would NOT be going to the ZOO anytime soon and that I would try to stay away from the wild roaming Tigers that live here in South West Florida.

It kills me that back in the day these bastards got married due to "Honeymoon Babies" and now they are telling me not to even get married... just to live in sin..lol.. Times sure have changed, especially when some of my old school woman are telling me not to get married as well.... woman who's reputations and virtues were protected by marriage.. telling me to fuck it.. not to do it..lol..

When some of my other residents heard us cracking up laughing in my office, they came to check out what the ruckus was all about and next thing you know, we are having a  2 hour conversation about how today differs from 50-60 years ago.. how children today have no respect for their elders, no respect or knowledge of history.. so on and so forth.

Then, my Old Lady Olive says,

"It was the Freaking Hippies that did us in... this is ALL their fault !"

lol.. Awesome !!

Oh things things I would do......

Oh... the things I would do to you you sack of shit.....

If we were all on a plane going across the mountains in a snow storm and went down... IF I let you survive that because lets face it, I do have common sense and there would be WAY too many witnesses to kill... when it was time to scavange the countryside for food and we all went our seperate  ways, I would stalk you like I was the Lion and you, the the FAT ASS Antelope... I would snipe you from a tree with my Swiss army knife that I snuck onto the plane just in case this scenario actually happened,

and then I would kill you. I would then proceed to beat the shit out of your face so no one would recognize you, then I would take you back to base and tell everyone this amazing story of how I killed this Black Bear and thought everyone should reap the benefits of having me survive the crash. They would all cheer and crown me their leader and no one would even realize you are gone until one of the quiet ones notices we are all happy and realizes its because you are no longer there. We would slow roast you over a fire pit we started with our combined lighters that we use on the cigarettes you don't like .... but I wouldn't eat... I would just sit back and giggle every time someone too a bite out of your ass and glow with happiness and contempment.

Today at work with my old people.. fat ass was on the rampage. She decided that telling me I was incompetent and pretty much questioning my ability to do anything wasn't enough for her... she had to start picking on ALL the white people that I work with... cocky bitch....

anywhoo... one of my super sweet old ladies named Josie was upset because her daughter was coming to visit her tonight and her nails looked like shit. They were all chipped and snarly so I told her that I would do them for her. I had my wing-man Gerry keep a lookout and I started to take off the polish, shape them and re-paint them. Whenever anyone who might bitch would come close, Gerry, being the awesome old time military man he is, would say, "Incoming".. and we would stop. All of a sudden, the bitch comes walking up and Gerry says, "Incoming"... she gets all pissed off and says, "What the heck is that supposed to mean? Are you talking about me Gerry?" Without missing a beat, my sweet old lady Josie says, "Yes,  you stupid black bitch, he was... and leave my Lisa alone... " I almost pissed myself... but that wasn't all of it...... the best was when the bitch got all shitty and said, "I cant believe you just said that to me"

My old lady says, "Well I did... why don't you got eat some fried chicken and and get the hell outta my face !"

GOD BLESS the DAY JOSIE WAS BORN  !!!!!!