You can touch me there anytime Tom Selleck...

BAM !!!!

Oh.. sexy Tom Selleck... how I love you... let me count the ways..

Believe you me...I wont let anything get in the way of your enjoyment either Sexy Selleck..  ohhhhhhhhh... Tom.

I had the BEST dream about Tom and I last night..lol..  and seeing as how I was talking yesterday about people I had crushes on or was obsessed with when I was young, I figured I would continue with my main man

Tom Selleck.  I have had the biggest crush on Tom since I was younger and watched Magnum P.I. on USA. His dark hair, blue eyes... all that manly chest hair... oh God.. please don't forget the mustache.. I love that... teehehehhee.. there is just something about Tom

That I cant stop myself from. I was a member of his Fan Club when I was younger.. I couldn't afford to get an autographed picture of his.. but I will someday.. 

hint hint wink wink for Christmas brother, I know your reading this....

AnyJew, When Tom would be chasing some criminal down in his, well, Robin's Red Ferrari.. or flying around in the helicopter.. in a wet suit reliving his days as a Navy Seal.. everything Magnum did was only awesome because it was done by Tom Selleck.

Did I really like the movie Three Men and a Little Lady... NO,  but I watch it because Tom is in it and looks fucking sweeeet.

Plus, its not just the younger Mustache I love.. its the older one as well... He is like Sean Connery.. keeps getting better with old age. He is so stern looking and smoldering that I can not help myself..

I'm sorry, but Crocodile DunDee has NOTHING on Quigley Down Under.. to even suggest that it does means that I need to stalk you for a couple of days, figure out your routine, then use my fool proof way of not getting caught and kill you because you are obviously too stupid to live.

I used to dream of being Mrs. Selleck..lol...

and Yes







I have totally had this discussion with a therapist

Don't you worry.. he said that as long as I know that I am not really Mrs. Selleck.. its OK that I dream about it.. its normal.

lol

I'm baaaccckkk.. and yes.. I see you Tom Selleck.. I would have come by yesterday but Davey Jones and Joey McIntyre... even I wont touch them.. and I'll touch anybody.. hehehe.. you'll see Tom, You'll see.. I know something you can tickle with that stache...

Mustache Rides For Everyone !!!!!!!!!!!

                           See you later Tom.. I'll be watching you....

Sifting through your body parts somewhere in New Jersey..

Ok, I know that there will be tons of little girls running around the movie theatre tonight with their

Outfits on screaming for Taylor.. aka.. Jacob...  as if they knew him. They are totally going to end up pissing me off with their fucking little girl bullshit. Ugh.. God... maybe I'll say fuck the movies and go when they are all in school.

Look, I totally get it. You may think that I am just some old lady who busts out with shit sometimes but honestly... I GET THIS...

How? Because I was once a young girl you fucktard, that how.

I had THEE biggest crush on none other than...

yes, you guessed it...

Davey Jones...   ahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

He was so cute and so funny and I just couldn't help myself every time he was on I squealed like the little girl I was and couldn't pull myself away from the television, no matter what time of the day he was on.

The Monkees were awesome... they had their show that I watched religiously... Come on everybody, sing with me now..., "Hey Hey We're the Monkees, people say we monkee around, but we're too busy singing, to put anybody down.."

Hell Yeah!!!!!

Then, when I got a little older.. I was IN LOVE, with

Joey McIntyre from New Kids on the Block..

Yes I Was..

Curtains.. check, Sheets and Pillow Cases.... check, Big Gigantic pin that says, "I <3 Joey"... check, Bop and Tiger Beat posters of Joey on my walls... check. I was obsessed.. and it was all about Joey and the New Kids on the Block... aahhhhhhh!!

Now, 20 years later, I had the chance to go to a NKOTB concert. Oh my my my.... all grown up, and sexier than ever.. SHIT... Even Donnie, now that he dropped the crack pipe, is looking SWEEEEET!!

OOOOHHHHHH... yes... When I went to this concert I spent more on 2 floor tickets than I did on two months worth of gas.. and it was totally worth it. I had never seen so many Thirty-something woman going ape shit.. as if they were still tweens screaming for them back in the day. Favorite part had to have been the little girls sitting in their chairs, faces bright red and rolling their eyes, as their mothers and in some cases grandmothers, were on their chairs screaming out things like, "Jordan I Love You", "Donnie.. you can Click Click me ANYTIME!!"  "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!". Amazing, that is what it was.. and was I one of those Thirty Something woman screaming and standing on my chair.. Hell Yes I Was... I had seats on the floor right next to the Piano that came out of the floor that they were all on... I climbed the fence that was between us and

Joey

Touched

My

Hand !

My Right One..

He Touched It !!

AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHA

and Dirty Sexy Donnie touched my Left one.....

Oh Yes..... it was an AMAZING NIGHT if I do say so myself.

Bonus: It was like a fucking High School Reunion at that concert..lol

So, when I say that I get it, and that I understand where these little girls are coming from, I really do. Now, I would NEVER break down in tears because I saw one of them and didn't even tear up when they touched me.. so THAT part, I don't get.. to be so emotionally moved and disturbed enough to break down in fucking tears over these people is a little retarded.. but hey...  most times... that is how young girls are.



Having said that... maybe I will go to the movies and join in with the Team Jacob crowd for old times sake.

Happy, Juice and Jax are sexy mother F'ers

 Season 4 starts at 10pm on FX ... 9/6/11 ... for 90 minutes.

 and my sexy as sin sons of bitch

Charlie Hunnam

Cutie Patootie

Theo Rossi

and my super dirty throw you up against a wall and just fuck you..

David LaBrava

ohh... I am so fucking excited





You spin me right round....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA..

I really cant help myself some times.

So, I am going to a wedding this weekend of a friend of mine from college. I am really looking forward to it even if I am not thrilled about seeing people whom I haven't seen in 15years... and their spouses/girlfriends. Now, I KNOW that I am not really the favorite person of a number of those spouses/girlfriends, but Oh Friggin Well. Just because your husbands

 ma maw says at family functions that he should have married me instead of you.. so fucking what.

Shit happens.

I have dealt with the fact that you are a vagina so now we will be even.

Now, when I go I am going within my exes BF.. am I excited...  FUCK YES I am excited.
Why you ask.....

I am going to come back a super happy friggin person... People wont know how to deal with me because I am going to be more pleasant than ever... unless he fucks everything up in a REALLY BAD WAY... then I will be so fucking pissed off I will look like

This reminds me of fucking FBKI... last night at work she tried being a fucking douche bag to me and I flipped the fucking script. I was walking out with Matty for a smoke and pretty much looked at her, said, "OOhhhhh  , you so not fucking funny" and flipped her the fuck off... Stupid "C" word.... uuhhh.. I wish she would just got back to fucking her father and leave us the fuck alone.

I have been watching I Love the 80's this morning and this is a joke from the "Truly Tasteless Jokes" joke book from the 80's.

What do you call the hair between your grandmas boobies........ her vagina.   HAHAHAHAHAH

What do you call a black kid riding a bike....... THIEF !!

lol... I am going to have to check this book out at the bookstore tomorrow.