Sweaty Shirtless men for Two Hours... No Problem ;)

I went to see the movie Immortals last night.. Yes, it was in 3D.. I could have done without the 3D, but honestly.. I was watching for a completely different reason..lol..

Theseus is a mortal man chosen by Zeus to lead the fight against the ruthless King Hyperion, who is on a rampage across Greece to obtain a weapon that can destroy humanity.
Directed by Tarsem Singh.


You have Mickey Rourke Playing King Hyperion

He did a good job.. I am just THRILLED that all he did was talk about breeding himself with all the peasant woman and it didn't actually SHOW him fucking them because I would NOT have been pleased.. he might have been hot shit when he was younger but now.. it would be like watching some really creepy, scary shit head fuck and I am not into that...

Then you have Luke Evans playing Zeus

Wish we would have seen him impregnating some peasant women..lol.. Lets make some Demi-Gods here Zeus baby... come on now...

I had NO PROBLEM watching Luke walk around with barely anything on.. he is not hard on the eyes so I was good. He did a really good job and I will admit that I, not unlike Poseidon and a few of the others, would not really have listened to him either.. sorry Luke.. Even though you were Zeus, I wouldn't have listened to you.

Then you have Kellan Lutz.. aaaaahhhhhhh.. playing Poseidon

He is DEFINITELY NOT HARD ON THE EYES..... although he wasn't on screen as much as i would have liked.. I wouldn't mind going "Down Under" on Kellan..
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NOW... you have soon to be Superman.. Henry Cavill... playing Theseus...  aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Here they were taunting Hyperion's men... that was pretty Bad Ass...

Whether this man is Dirty, Clean, Long Hair, or Short hair... I didn't mind anything.. as long as I got to see him... hhmmmmmm.. He actually did a Great job playing Theseus and completely brought the character a strong, commanding personality that I am sure any small army would follow to the death...

All in all I was happy with this movie.. if not for the blood and violence... Definitely for the Eye Candy.

Dirty Ginger Bitch.....

Let me tell you a little story about this Ginger whom is named Fucko... oh.. I'm sorry, that's my name for her.. what her given name is, I don't even give a shit. All I know is that she lives on my block. Not next door to me.. those are the Mexicans, and not next to the Mexicans.. that the drug dealer.. but next to the drug dealer is the House of the Ginger.  This fucking woman with her ginger hair and her ginger kids and her ginger fucking dog are making me want to slit a fucking wrist and believe me... not my own.

I am driving home last night from work and this ginger bitch has her fucking kids outside in the dark playing in the road. Now.. unlike the drug dealer whom has to smile so I can see him in the dark.. the ginger kids radiated this luminescent glow from their bodies... oh.. that was just their pale white skin.

It was horrible.. almost like a scene from fucking Children of the Corn.. I was frightened. I tried not to slow down too much just in case they were like fucking Velociraptor's from Jurassic Park

AHHHHHHH  !!!!

Oh, Shit, sorry, thought that was one of them..

AnyJew.. these kids were running all over the place causing all kinds of havoc and not even caring that someone driving a vehicle is seriously NOT trying to run them over..

These kids run rapid in their hats and long sleeved shirts outside teasing all the neighbourhood dogs making them think that the Ginger kids are actually the Mexican's who cut our lawns... My dogs hate them...

Then,when I pull into my driveway, I hear one of the Mexican's tell this Ginger Bitch to get her damn kids out of the road before someone gets run over. She has the balls to start yelling at Benny, whose real name is Benido.. and that is when I lost it. Not only are the Mexican's that live next door to us possibly the best neighbours we have ever had.. but they are really nice to boot.. so then I got into it with the Ginger Whore. I kept it clean because the kids were near but I told her that no wonder people think that

You are obviously a stupid bitch who could care less about your children's welfare and safety and more about talking on your phone and having your kids leave you alone for the time being. It's not their fault you have all these kids and no free time.. how about you get off your back long enough to get them all in school and find a fucking job! Jesus Christ.. show a little bit of fucking love for your kids. Don't take it out on them that you hate yourself.... you already fucked up their entire lives by passing that Ginger Gene down to them.... Nice going MOM. If I were you, I would sleep with one eye open for now on because your kids, if they don't yet, will totally hate you in time.. so watch out!!

You want me to stick that WHERE ?!?!?!?!?!

I am addicted to Gangland now... I cant stop myself. I am Tivo'ing it, watching what they aren't playing on Net Flix and then just watching it outright. I find it so interesting and so intriguing. My father asked what the hell I was doing and why I have been using all my spare time watching Gangland, and I told him that I need to know.. I need to be educated on the different gangs, the different areas, colors, tags, tats, ect..  What, does he want me to go off one time, go to the wrong area wearing the wrong color then get gang raped and murdered.... real fucking nice daddy.. I thought you loved me...lol..

But really, it is amazing, it really is. I have learned about all types of gangs and outlaw MC's... 

For instance, if I go to Prison,

I know not to go to Texas due to the over 14,000 members of

Tango Blast, or La EME which is the Mexican Mafia

and don't forget the Texas Syndicate or the New EME, or the Tri City Bombers or the Texas Chicano Brotherhood.. OMG.. there is so many its fucking craziness.

So then, all of a sudden, there are episodes on Outlaw MC's, Motorcycle Clubs, in Florida, where I happen to live. I was so excited that I made sure Tivo was a working last night, without a doubt.  They were talking about the

Warlocks

 and the

but the majority was on the Warlocks MC. When I saw that they had a website, I about shit myself and went straight to the computer so I could look up all their shit.. and what happened when I looked up the Warlocks website you ask.....

All I got was web sites for

the Mongols. I don't want to know about the freaking Mongols.... I already saw that fucking episode.. I want to know about the GD Warlocks..... DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anywho.... I now know that I am NEVER going to the Twin Cities unless I really want to die.. I'm never going to Little Haiti in Miami... I'm NEVER going ANYWHERE in California unless I want to meet up with the

the Bloods and the Crips or

MS 13..

or to New York to meet up and hang out with

the Latin Kings. I cant even go to fucking South Dakota because of the fucking Wild Boyz out there on the fucking Reservation.

I cant wear Gold, Red, Blue, Gray, Black, White,Yellow, Green, ect., or any combination of those.. I think I can only wear Orange and Pink... maybe Purple... lol.. wont that make for a fucking interesting wardrobe.

I know that I cant have stars, devils, crowns, kings, queens, horns, letters, roman numerals, money, dollar signs, pitch forks, certain initials, tear drops, spider webs on my elbow.. and a MILLION other fucking tattoo's on my body... might as well say fuck tats all together...

Jesus Christ... it is ridiculous the places you cant go and the things you cant wear, the people you cant talk to and so forth... If I lived in California, Texas, New York, Atlanta, Miami, Camden or Trenton... I would just shoot myself instead of waiting for a fucking stray bullet to catch me one New Years Eve when I'm hiding in my fucking bath tub.

I cant help myself... I LOVE watching all this, LOVE learning about it, and damn glad I don't have to live it. GOD Bless those that deal with it day in and day out.. those who are not in the gangs but feel their wrath everyday.