Showing posts with label dirty whores. Show all posts
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Sunday, September 18, 2011

Goodreads Review: Dirty Girl by Tina Hess... Ohh how good it is


Ok.. This story is about a young woman who is pissed off at her Aunt and Jesse, her Aunts husband who is pissed because his wife slept with another man. Two people, kind of related, fucking each other to get revenge on the same bitch.

Now, I don't have a problem with this book when I read it and pretend that they are not related in any way. But when the girl, who's name we never know, is straddling her Uncle Jesse and grinding on his cock, he says, "You remind me of your Aunt"

.......................................................... Really ..........................................................

THAT is what you are going to say to me as I am getting ready to fuck you, that I remind you of my Aunt............ Really? I would have been SOOOO pissed, I prob wouldn't have let him cum at all.. just got mine and left.. but hey, I'm a girl who has standards.. obviously not this "dirty little slut" as her uncle calls her in the end of the story.

After he makes he cum on his hand, he says, "See what you're making me do? Let me see your pussy, Let me see what you made me touch."

I feel kind of dirty myself, but I have to admit... it's kinda hot... lol..  He is old enough to be her father... he used to watch her when she was a baby... but he is fucking the shit out of her now to erase the horrible, useless, impotent feeling his wife has left him with due to her adultery. Poor, Poor Uncle Jesse.. he has felt like he was neutered until his dirty, slutty little niece comes by and starts grinding on his cock. He feels loads better now... hahahhaha.. pun intended...

AnyJew.. One of the best parts is when he is asking her if she likes what he is doing.. ,"You like fucking your Uncle Jesse don't you dirty girl?"  lmfao.. she says, "Yeah.. Fuck me harder baby." and then what happens... he says, "Say my name.. say my name for me."... she does.. and he goes ape shit and fucks her harder and faster..next thing you know... he reprimands her for making him cum and shooting it all up in her....

O M G ..... I cant think about it without blushing and giggling...

But.. I would have to say it is dirty, naughty. slutty, a bit taboo... but it was fucking great... Will I read it again.... HELL YES ... I already have.   ;)





I'm watching you Dirty Girl.. I know you like it when I touch you there.. ohhhh dirty slutty little girl.. it wants you to touch it.. its throbbing with the need of your fingers wrapped around it.. milking and squeezing... ohhh dirty girl... you know I likey.... I likey long time...


LMAO

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Antzy in their Pantzy....







It is full moon time again people which makes my old peeps fucking retarded crazy. They seriously should be siting in fucking straight jackets in padded rooms because they are nutso.

 I have one old man who keeps yelling at people as they walk by, then pulling out his weenis and peeing on the floor. Then he laughs and blows raspberry's at people and last night he yelled loudly that he was the devil and had come back for the souls of little children, then chased all the little grandchildren of residents down in his wheelchair.

One of my woman has been singing the "Star Spangled Banner" for the past 2 days and tells all the CNA's to get their "Commie Asses" away from her and that if they are not careful, she will call immigration on them.... which makes me about piss myself laughing... She said that the government put her in this place to sniff out the "Reds".

                          I swear to GOD.. she could be this woman's twin.

I have a married couple that were screaming at each other last night. "Fuck You" "No, Fuck You"... they were yelling that back and forth.. she was telling him she should have ran away with the butcher when he asked her to and left his sorry ass decades ago.. he was telling her he should have married that French Hooker he slept with while in the Service instead of coming back and being stuck with her ass all these years....  She tells him that the reason their son is an idiot is because his rotten apple didn't fall far from his tree and proceeds to tell him that she isn't even sure if their youngest daughter is his... He starts telling her that he had a better time with his hand in the past 50 years than he ever did with her body..  LMFAO.... I about died with that one.


The Full Moon makes them antzy in their pantzy, all of them. Men who live here are calling their wives at 2am, wives are not answering because they are sleeping, and husbands swear that their 80 something wives are out having affairs, dancing the night away at clubs and "USO Shows with Seamen"... is what Alphie told me... I asked him what he meant by semen and he said, "No, I said Sea-men.. not semen.. get your mind outta the gutter."  hahahaahahhahaa


I love every last crazy one of these old sons of bitches... When they are with it.. they can be a wealth of knowledge.. but when they are crazy..
there is no fucking hope for them, or for anyone around them.

I will leave you with this last story... a prime example of how my people are unhinged..
Ms. Pearl is this old southern African American woman. She was married to a "Devil Man" and then when he "died" she married a Preacher. Now, Rufus (roof-us) was her first husband. He used to go out drinking and take her with him. They would get all liquored up and dance the night away at this little place out in the boonies. Well.. they had a baby and she stayed home.. he kept going out. When she was finally able to go out after their second child was born, they went to the bar and a woman approach her and asked what she thought Ms. Pearl was doing with her man. Ms. Pearl told her to back off, that Rufus was her husband and that is why she was with him.. who the fuck was she. The woman began screaming and yelling, calling Ms. Pearl a Floozy and a Whore and that, Ms. Pearl told me, is when she lost it. She told the woman to go to hell and to keep her grubbing hands to herself. The woman came at her.. and that is when Ms. Pearl took out the little knife she kept in the band of her stockings and "slit the bitch". It was never reported because who were people going to believe.. a whore trying to steal her husband, or a respectable mother of 2. She told her family about her husband skirting around town with other women.. next thing you know, a few months later, she was a widow. One year later, she married the Preacher, and they were married until he passed away last fall.

I was STUNNED... hahahahaha.. I still am when I think about it. I asked her why she told me this and she said, "I told you this to drill one true lesson into your head.. Don't EVER, EVER, let some Dirty Whore take what is yours... by all means necessary"