It is full moon time again people which makes my old peeps fucking retarded crazy. They seriously should be siting in fucking straight jackets in padded rooms because they are nutso.
I have one old man who keeps yelling at people as they walk by, then pulling out his weenis and peeing on the floor. Then he laughs and blows raspberry's at people and last night he yelled loudly that he was the devil and had come back for the souls of little children, then chased all the little grandchildren of residents down in his wheelchair.
One of my woman has been singing the "Star Spangled Banner" for the past 2 days and tells all the CNA's to get their "Commie Asses" away from her and that if they are not careful, she will call immigration on them.... which makes me about piss myself laughing... She said that the government put her in this place to sniff out the "Reds".
I swear to GOD.. she could be this woman's twin.
I have a married couple that were screaming at each other last night. "Fuck You" "No, Fuck You"... they were yelling that back and forth.. she was telling him she should have ran away with the butcher when he asked her to and left his sorry ass decades ago.. he was telling her he should have married that French Hooker he slept with while in the Service instead of coming back and being stuck with her ass all these years.... She tells him that the reason their son is an idiot is because his rotten apple didn't fall far from his tree and proceeds to tell him that she isn't even sure if their youngest daughter is his... He starts telling her that he had a better time with his hand in the past 50 years than he ever did with her body.. LMFAO.... I about died with that one.
The Full Moon makes them antzy in their pantzy, all of them. Men who live here are calling their wives at 2am, wives are not answering because they are sleeping, and husbands swear that their 80 something wives are out having affairs, dancing the night away at clubs and "USO Shows with Seamen"... is what Alphie told me... I asked him what he meant by semen and he said, "No, I said Sea-men.. not semen.. get your mind outta the gutter." hahahaahahhahaa
I love every last crazy one of these old sons of bitches... When they are with it.. they can be a wealth of knowledge.. but when they are crazy..
I will leave you with this last story... a prime example of how my people are unhinged..
Ms. Pearl is this old southern African American woman. She was married to a "Devil Man" and then when he "died" she married a Preacher. Now, Rufus (roof-us) was her first husband. He used to go out drinking and take her with him. They would get all liquored up and dance the night away at this little place out in the boonies. Well.. they had a baby and she stayed home.. he kept going out. When she was finally able to go out after their second child was born, they went to the bar and a woman approach her and asked what she thought Ms. Pearl was doing with her man. Ms. Pearl told her to back off, that Rufus was her husband and that is why she was with him.. who the fuck was she. The woman began screaming and yelling, calling Ms. Pearl a Floozy and a Whore and that, Ms. Pearl told me, is when she lost it. She told the woman to go to hell and to keep her grubbing hands to herself. The woman came at her.. and that is when Ms. Pearl took out the little knife she kept in the band of her stockings and "slit the bitch". It was never reported because who were people going to believe.. a whore trying to steal her husband, or a respectable mother of 2. She told her family about her husband skirting around town with other women.. next thing you know, a few months later, she was a widow. One year later, she married the Preacher, and they were married until he passed away last fall.
I was STUNNED... hahahahaha.. I still am when I think about it. I asked her why she told me this and she said, "I told you this to drill one true lesson into your head.. Don't EVER, EVER, let some Dirty Whore take what is yours... by all means necessary"
