Even your mother hates you......

I normally don't say the "C" word accept for special cases. Well... tonight I had to hear about one of those special cases because unfortunately I am fucking related to this bitch.

A little back story.. I went to nursing school.. I got almost all the way through and ran out of money.. couldn't finish because I couldn't pay up front and I owe too much on student loans. Will I go back, eventually, but not right now. I work in the nursing field because I love it and I have a sense of accomplishment in the lives I touch everyday.

NOW.. I have a cousin who is the quintessential Latchkey Kid.

Both her parents worked full time jobs, and needless to say, the latch her key unlocked was to a big fucking house. She is an only child, when she wanted it she got it, no matter what. She is married, has one child and I think this is great. I am very happy that she has found someone that loves her and that she has the means to give her child the opportunities that she will be able to do because she was left a lot of money by her "rich grandparents" .

I like her husband, I like her son, I just FUCKING HATE HER.

She has always been an "I am better than everyone" type of person. I don't give a shit one way or the other how she acts towards me, or what she thinks of me.. but when you treat our Grandparents, who love you soo much, like they are shit and don't come to see them while they are alive..  make them feel like they are not good enough for you.... I have a VERY BIG problem.

My grandparents were amazing people. They had 8 kids and 4 parents that lived with them at different times and had virtually no money.. but they made up for it in love. My cousins other grandparents were divorced, and BOTH had tons of money, which they doted on her, because she was their only grandchild. She ended up making our grandparents feel like shit because she said that they couldn't give her the things she wanted, that her other grandparents could give her, so she wasn't going to waste her time.

There is only ONE WORD to describe this bitch......

CUNT.....  she is a CUNT  !!

ok.. now that the word is out there....

Tonight when I was on my way home from work my mother calls and says I need to get to her house quickly because she is having a great conversation with her sister.. my Aunt Lisa. I rush home, get there, and she puts it on speaker phone. My Aunt tells us about how the CUNT had finished nursing school and got a job at a nursing home because she figured it was easy. She went to work today, saw a call light on

She went to answer it and her resident said that her stomach hurt and she felt that she needed a bowel movement, but she couldn't go. She rolled the woman onto her side to put a suppository in, and the woman SHIT all over her...

I could not stop myself.. I started to laugh so fucking hard I almost piddled in my pants.... all I could think about was what her stupid fucking face looked like when she was shat all over.. fucking awesome.

Anywho... when I calmed down, my aunt said that Cunt doesn't want to go back to work at the nursing home anymore because she was so embarrassed about the situation and that she was crying. Now, I said, "Well, she needs to suck it the fuck up sweetheart.. it wont be the last time she will be shit on no matter what field of nursing she goes into. Jesus Christ, if I cried every time someone shit on me at the nursing home, I would be crying a couple times a week." My Aunt started to laugh and proceeded to say the most amazing thing I think I have ever heard her say.....

She said, " It was never drilled into me as hard as it was tonight that my daughter seriously is

Fucking Retarded... What the fuck was she thinking going into nursing in the first fucking place.. she has no compassion, no bedside manner, and she is a bitch to boot, she wouldn't know a hard day's work if it screamed her name and bit her in the ass."

"I LOVE YOU AUNT LISA !!!!!"   is what came out of my mouth. I have never been so proud of her as I was at that moment. What amazes me is that she didn't realize her daughter was a

Raging

sooner.. maybe like when my cousin tells her she didn't think she was fit enough to watch her own fucking grandson.

Hell-Fucking-Hello!!!!

So.. I was done at that point, I couldn't handle myself anymore and I had to go.

It was so nice to finally see that others think this bitch is an idiot as well as myself. We have never been friends, we never will be friends, and I am ok with that and I know that she is pleased to know it as well. Does she know? you ask... yes.. because I told her that, plus some other long awaited choice phrases when she decided to show up at my grandmothers funeral late and not even tell her own mother that she was sorry that her mother died on my Aunts birthday.

Fuck.. if you are with me still... Fucking Thanks...lol... you deserve a medal!

Staking Claim....

I wanted to wait a couple of days before I posted this because I thought that maybe my thoughts were a little on the mean side when speaking of this next person... now, after a couple of days, I know she is still just as fucking retarded today as she has been for the past... whatever.. however the fuck long I have had the misfortune of having to put up with her skanky ass.. fucking Anhella..lol...

I will call her "Full Blown Kidney Infection" or just FBKI for short.

Well, FBKI uses the fucking bathroom more than anyone I have ever fucking met in my life. She is constantly saying, "I need to use the back... watch the cafe for me.." I understand when you have shit like that, that you may need to use the bathroom a lot so you can clear your system... I get it... but bitch... you went to the bathroom a fuck-load BEFORE you had this "so called" kidney infection. Maybe if you pee'd after fucking the dopey sons of bitches you screw.. like every smart girl knows to do... maybe you wouldn't have so many fucking problems...

People.. this bitch says that the book

reminds her so much of her own childhood....  ok... WTF!!!!! I think that if what really happened to her... IF it did... which is growing up in a cult where you call your father, cousin, and brother "boyfriend" and got married and had kids... I'm not sure if she was related to him but I don't think so because they are legally married and no matter what the song says.. I don't think you can legally be your own grandma....
anywhoo...
If she really had sexual relations with her family, and she left it trying to put it behind her and start new... WHY THE FUCK would she tell someone that this book reminds her of her life????!!! Where you locked in an attic by your fucking crazy mother who was slowly feeding you and your siblings rat poison on your fucking cookies bitch???? I DON'T THINK SO!!!!  You were just fucking your brother.... he wasn't trying to poison you... ass-hat.


BUT.. back to the fucking bathroom incident... When I got to work on Friday morning I walked in and awesome old lady Linda tells me that FBKI is in the bathroom again.. I voiced my opinion on it and Linda says, "Yeah, it's like she fucking homesteads back there"...
  hahhahahahahahhaah
I seriously about shit myself... all I could think of is this crazy bitch taking a flag and sticking it in the toilet saying, "I claim this toilet in the name of FBKI.. aka.. she who fucks her family"... Matty swears that she is in there all the time because she is a chronic masterbator... I swear she probably has one of these bad boys in her pocket

PLUS... if you have been "assaulted" by men in your cult.. WHY THE FUCK would you throw yourself at EVERY FUCKING MAN who comes into that fucking store??? If that were me... I would think I would try shy-ing away from men... not jumping on their cocks over the counter..
I mean... really?  She had the balls to come up to me and say this...  (OMF-inG.. she is a douche)

She says, "Lisa, I have a question? I have this man who wants to take me out to dinner and maybe to a movie. He is a professor and we are going to talk about school... should I go?" So I ask how old he is and she says he's like 65 or something so I told her, he was only after a piece of ass.. he doesn't want to talk about school... or her going back to college... he See's a young blond woman who is OBVIOUSLY a little slow and riding on the short  bus.. he is going to take you out, buy you things, then try to fuck you..
Needless to say, she didn't listen, probably because I cant speak fuck-tard, and then she comes back to me a few days later and tells me that I was right. No shit Sherlock.. I know I am. When it comes to old men... I know my shit...lol... that's funny..

anyway, come to find out she was living with this guy who I shit you not looks like fuckin Herman Munster

just a little more retarded looking and with a set of man boobs an Asian girl would kill for.

Jesus Christ.. someone needs to get this kid a fucking bra.. OMG, I cant stop looking at them... these boobs are bigger than my BF's... I have to send this too her... hahahahah  ... that shits great. Do you think if you poked them they would giggle like his belly full of jelly? I wonder if he motor-boats himself? Is that what he is going for? I wonder if puppies try to suckle from him.... I bet he is a fucking pedophiles WET DREAM... the best of both worlds....

But, back to my thing..

FBKI is going to get hurt if she doesn't stop fucking with me... How is she fucking with me you ask... she is breathing the same fucking air that I am and stinking it up with the stench of her assholeyness.  I don't use the "C" word but I will use it for FBKI.....

FBKI is a Cunt!! I dislike her with a passion.....