Goodreads Review: Dirty Girl by Tina Hess... Ohh how good it is

Ok.. This story is about a young woman who is pissed off at her Aunt and Jesse, her Aunts husband who is pissed because his wife slept with another man. Two people, kind of related, fucking each other to get revenge on the same bitch.

Now, I don't have a problem with this book when I read it and pretend that they are not related in any way. But when the girl, who's name we never know, is straddling her Uncle Jesse and grinding on his cock, he says, "You remind me of your Aunt"

.......................................................... Really ..........................................................

THAT is what you are going to say to me as I am getting ready to fuck you, that I remind you of my Aunt............ Really? I would have been SOOOO pissed, I prob wouldn't have let him cum at all.. just got mine and left.. but hey, I'm a girl who has standards.. obviously not this "dirty little slut" as her uncle calls her in the end of the story.

After he makes he cum on his hand, he says, "See what you're making me do? Let me see your pussy, Let me see what you made me touch."

I feel kind of dirty myself, but I have to admit... it's kinda hot... lol..  He is old enough to be her father... he used to watch her when she was a baby... but he is fucking the shit out of her now to erase the horrible, useless, impotent feeling his wife has left him with due to her adultery. Poor, Poor Uncle Jesse.. he has felt like he was neutered until his dirty, slutty little niece comes by and starts grinding on his cock. He feels loads better now... hahahhaha.. pun intended...

AnyJew.. One of the best parts is when he is asking her if she likes what he is doing.. ,"You like fucking your Uncle Jesse don't you dirty girl?"  lmfao.. she says, "Yeah.. Fuck me harder baby." and then what happens... he says, "Say my name.. say my name for me."... she does.. and he goes ape shit and fucks her harder and faster..next thing you know... he reprimands her for making him cum and shooting it all up in her....

O M G ..... I cant think about it without blushing and giggling...

But.. I would have to say it is dirty, naughty. slutty, a bit taboo... but it was fucking great... Will I read it again.... HELL YES ... I already have.   ;)

I'm watching you Dirty Girl.. I know you like it when I touch you there.. ohhhh dirty slutty little girl.. it wants you to touch it.. its throbbing with the need of your fingers wrapped around it.. milking and squeezing... ohhh dirty girl... you know I likey.... I likey long time...

LMAO

Dizzy Bizzy and a Chopper...

I want to start my own Motorcycle Club called the Dizzy Bizzies..

I'm gonna have a bad ass Fat Boy Harley, and drive around with a cut

that has on the back of it

  

hahahha.. that would be awesome.

We would have shirts that will be available for purchase that will say

                             4Q

and everyone that is part of my MC will have a patch that Reads:

cause they do..teeheehee



Family Logic...

I know I haven't posted in a while but hey... shit happens people. Lol.. anywhoo...
The other day my youngest brother coms to my house in the monstrosity pictured above. I started to laugh and asked if he was a fucking retard because he looks like fucking Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies. "That buggy is fucking sweet" he says to me as I roll my eyes and call him a fucking Jack-Wagon. If you all look closely, his buggy even has the bench seat raised for "granny" to sit on with her fucking shotgun.. asshole..lol..
The next day, he and I went out to see "The Hangover II", which by the way is FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!... but, as we are leaving, our other brother calls... this was the conversation on speakerphone...

(we will use B1 for little brother.. B2 for other brother...)

B1: Hey brother.. what's happenin?
B2: Hey, I need you to come out to the county line
B1: Why, what's doin?
B2: I need you to help me get your truck out of the mud
B1: You stuck?
B2: No, I just can't get it out
B1: Ummm... normally that means your stuck dick
B2: Fuck You you little bastard, I'm not fucking stuck I just can't get it out, so come get your fucking truck
B1: ... can't get it out??? That sounds like a personal problem to me bitch..lol
B2: I'm gonna fucking kill you as soon as you get here.. I hope you know that

Seriously boys???? Are you fucking serious.... bitch, if you can't get it out.. you are STUCK... fucking deal with it. Yet.. this is family logic... I remember one time I took my old mans truck out mudding when I was in Highschool, got stuck, refused to call and tell him OR his friends, so I stripped down to my underware and used my cloths and boots as traction for under the wheels in the mud because all the downed trees and branches and shit were soaked... no good for traction. Did I feel like a total douchbag for driving around Lehigh in my underware... yes... but I got the truck out without having to admit to anyone then..lol... that I was stuck. It is a pride thing I guess...lol...
My family has its own logic... as do most families... yet our logic comes with a lot curse words and a lot of stupidity. Here are some examples:

My father on pulling teeth out with a string and a doorknob..
"If you would shut your fucking mouth for a minute.. maybe the the string could catch and rip that fucker out of your mouth".

My youngest brother on a sure piece of ass..
"Well, Whenever I say, "Hello Whores", the one that doesn't get pissed off is the winner"

My father on keeping the peace between my mother and I..
"If both you crazy ass bitches are never wrong, just fucking blame me, I haven't been right since 1978"

My father on the perfect Christmas Present for Mom..
A 9mm handgun in a box with the note "This is to kill me with.. Merry Christmas"

My other brother on family order..
"Sorry dad.. but if one of you has to have an "accident" it'll be you... your life insurance is worth more"

Me, on siblings ...
"How the fuck are we related?? Your fucking retarded and I'm stuck on this side of stupid.. shit.. if we didn't look so much alike I wouldn't even claim you... dumbass.