Sifting through your body parts somewhere in New Jersey..

Ok, I know that there will be tons of little girls running around the movie theatre tonight with their

Outfits on screaming for Taylor.. aka.. Jacob...  as if they knew him. They are totally going to end up pissing me off with their fucking little girl bullshit. Ugh.. God... maybe I'll say fuck the movies and go when they are all in school.

Look, I totally get it. You may think that I am just some old lady who busts out with shit sometimes but honestly... I GET THIS...

How? Because I was once a young girl you fucktard, that how.

I had THEE biggest crush on none other than...

yes, you guessed it...

Davey Jones...   ahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

He was so cute and so funny and I just couldn't help myself every time he was on I squealed like the little girl I was and couldn't pull myself away from the television, no matter what time of the day he was on.

The Monkees were awesome... they had their show that I watched religiously... Come on everybody, sing with me now..., "Hey Hey We're the Monkees, people say we monkee around, but we're too busy singing, to put anybody down.."

Hell Yeah!!!!!

Then, when I got a little older.. I was IN LOVE, with

Joey McIntyre from New Kids on the Block..

Yes I Was..

Curtains.. check, Sheets and Pillow Cases.... check, Big Gigantic pin that says, "I <3 Joey"... check, Bop and Tiger Beat posters of Joey on my walls... check. I was obsessed.. and it was all about Joey and the New Kids on the Block... aahhhhhhh!!

Now, 20 years later, I had the chance to go to a NKOTB concert. Oh my my my.... all grown up, and sexier than ever.. SHIT... Even Donnie, now that he dropped the crack pipe, is looking SWEEEEET!!

OOOOHHHHHH... yes... When I went to this concert I spent more on 2 floor tickets than I did on two months worth of gas.. and it was totally worth it. I had never seen so many Thirty-something woman going ape shit.. as if they were still tweens screaming for them back in the day. Favorite part had to have been the little girls sitting in their chairs, faces bright red and rolling their eyes, as their mothers and in some cases grandmothers, were on their chairs screaming out things like, "Jordan I Love You", "Donnie.. you can Click Click me ANYTIME!!"  "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!". Amazing, that is what it was.. and was I one of those Thirty Something woman screaming and standing on my chair.. Hell Yes I Was... I had seats on the floor right next to the Piano that came out of the floor that they were all on... I climbed the fence that was between us and

Joey

Touched

My

Hand !

My Right One..

He Touched It !!

AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHA

and Dirty Sexy Donnie touched my Left one.....

Oh Yes..... it was an AMAZING NIGHT if I do say so myself.

Bonus: It was like a fucking High School Reunion at that concert..lol

So, when I say that I get it, and that I understand where these little girls are coming from, I really do. Now, I would NEVER break down in tears because I saw one of them and didn't even tear up when they touched me.. so THAT part, I don't get.. to be so emotionally moved and disturbed enough to break down in fucking tears over these people is a little retarded.. but hey...  most times... that is how young girls are.



Having said that... maybe I will go to the movies and join in with the Team Jacob crowd for old times sake.

Look at this Jackass....

If you haven't heard about this kid... he was arrested in Texas for breaking into a woman's apartment and trying to suck her blood. He thinks that he is a vampire and he needed to feed..... hahhahhahahahaha

The news is trying to say that it is Twilight and True Blood's fault that this kid thinks he is a fucking vampire. They even interviewed Anne fucking Rice about the Vampire Culture..lol.. and she said that in the years that she has been writing, she has never encountered someone who claimed they were a vampire..

Now, I read a lot of Supernatural literature and I can honestly say that although it would be fucking SWEET to turn into

Lions

or

tigers

or

a wolf.

 you don't see me going outside running down a fucking rabbit and pissing on the tree's do you.. NO, I don't, because I understand that I am NOT an actual shifter although that would be fucking awesome sauce.

I mean honestly, who the fuck does this kid think he is... fuckin

Bela Lugosi

I don't think so bitch.. get some therapy and sit the fuck down.

Staking Claim....

I wanted to wait a couple of days before I posted this because I thought that maybe my thoughts were a little on the mean side when speaking of this next person... now, after a couple of days, I know she is still just as fucking retarded today as she has been for the past... whatever.. however the fuck long I have had the misfortune of having to put up with her skanky ass.. fucking Anhella..lol...

I will call her "Full Blown Kidney Infection" or just FBKI for short.

Well, FBKI uses the fucking bathroom more than anyone I have ever fucking met in my life. She is constantly saying, "I need to use the back... watch the cafe for me.." I understand when you have shit like that, that you may need to use the bathroom a lot so you can clear your system... I get it... but bitch... you went to the bathroom a fuck-load BEFORE you had this "so called" kidney infection. Maybe if you pee'd after fucking the dopey sons of bitches you screw.. like every smart girl knows to do... maybe you wouldn't have so many fucking problems...

People.. this bitch says that the book

reminds her so much of her own childhood....  ok... WTF!!!!! I think that if what really happened to her... IF it did... which is growing up in a cult where you call your father, cousin, and brother "boyfriend" and got married and had kids... I'm not sure if she was related to him but I don't think so because they are legally married and no matter what the song says.. I don't think you can legally be your own grandma....
anywhoo...
If she really had sexual relations with her family, and she left it trying to put it behind her and start new... WHY THE FUCK would she tell someone that this book reminds her of her life????!!! Where you locked in an attic by your fucking crazy mother who was slowly feeding you and your siblings rat poison on your fucking cookies bitch???? I DON'T THINK SO!!!!  You were just fucking your brother.... he wasn't trying to poison you... ass-hat.


BUT.. back to the fucking bathroom incident... When I got to work on Friday morning I walked in and awesome old lady Linda tells me that FBKI is in the bathroom again.. I voiced my opinion on it and Linda says, "Yeah, it's like she fucking homesteads back there"...
  hahhahahahahahhaah
I seriously about shit myself... all I could think of is this crazy bitch taking a flag and sticking it in the toilet saying, "I claim this toilet in the name of FBKI.. aka.. she who fucks her family"... Matty swears that she is in there all the time because she is a chronic masterbator... I swear she probably has one of these bad boys in her pocket

PLUS... if you have been "assaulted" by men in your cult.. WHY THE FUCK would you throw yourself at EVERY FUCKING MAN who comes into that fucking store??? If that were me... I would think I would try shy-ing away from men... not jumping on their cocks over the counter..
I mean... really?  She had the balls to come up to me and say this...  (OMF-inG.. she is a douche)

She says, "Lisa, I have a question? I have this man who wants to take me out to dinner and maybe to a movie. He is a professor and we are going to talk about school... should I go?" So I ask how old he is and she says he's like 65 or something so I told her, he was only after a piece of ass.. he doesn't want to talk about school... or her going back to college... he See's a young blond woman who is OBVIOUSLY a little slow and riding on the short  bus.. he is going to take you out, buy you things, then try to fuck you..
Needless to say, she didn't listen, probably because I cant speak fuck-tard, and then she comes back to me a few days later and tells me that I was right. No shit Sherlock.. I know I am. When it comes to old men... I know my shit...lol... that's funny..

anyway, come to find out she was living with this guy who I shit you not looks like fuckin Herman Munster

just a little more retarded looking and with a set of man boobs an Asian girl would kill for.

Jesus Christ.. someone needs to get this kid a fucking bra.. OMG, I cant stop looking at them... these boobs are bigger than my BF's... I have to send this too her... hahahahah  ... that shits great. Do you think if you poked them they would giggle like his belly full of jelly? I wonder if he motor-boats himself? Is that what he is going for? I wonder if puppies try to suckle from him.... I bet he is a fucking pedophiles WET DREAM... the best of both worlds....

But, back to my thing..

FBKI is going to get hurt if she doesn't stop fucking with me... How is she fucking with me you ask... she is breathing the same fucking air that I am and stinking it up with the stench of her assholeyness.  I don't use the "C" word but I will use it for FBKI.....

FBKI is a Cunt!! I dislike her with a passion.....