Banana's -n- Gimps

Ok, Last night I was watching an episode of Law and Order: SVU. A young woman, prob. in her teens, and her mother come home to their Town House on Park Avenue only to find the father/husband, chained up to the fireplace looking like Right Said Fred in a Gimp outfit... mask and all.

Now, when they walk into the den and find Daddy chained up to the fire place, the girl runs screaming, "Daddy, No !! No!!" and the mother just stands there looking at him kind of laughing to herself as in says, "Jesus Christ.. I cant believe he did this to me."

Stabler and Benson come rolling out there, Benson talks to the wife who "Cant believe this happened" Stabler talks to the daughter who says, yes, she was with her mother but not because she wanted to be. When Stabler asked her what she meant, the daughter says, "She's a real bitch!" ..lol... it was awesome.

You want to know the best part about all of it was....

Daddy had a BANANA

shoved up his poop shoot!!!!

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA.....

That's frigging awesome... Bonus.. he was allergic to Bananas....   :)

Now, I am not a Poop Shoot type of gal, but if I was, the last thing I would think about shoving in my ass would be a banana.. why? Because I would think that the sphincter muscles would squish that banana like it was no ones business.. Then, you would have banana pudding in your ass and when you shit, it would be even worse because you would have to pull out the veins of the banana the way I have to pull the plastic bread bag out of my dogs ass, after she eats the whole loaf, and she cant shit it out.

What type of shit is that... it's like a ... fuck, I don't even want to think what it's like..lol...

Banana's shouldn't be used in that way... cucumbers, ok....NOT BANANAS !! They are good for you..in a nutritional way... not an up your ass way... honestly.. wouldn't your ass muscle just squish it as soon as the soft part parted the muscle.. unless your ass has been fuck THAT MUCH to where you could slide a fucking fist right in with no problem... shit...

Poor banana being molested by the big bad bi-sexual man in SVU....

I'm watching you Banana.. sexy banana... like to touch you.. want to touch your hiney... ahhhh banana... you so know I like to touch you that way.. yes sexy banana.. I love that look, it's like a Tiger..   GGrrrrrrrrrrr... now purr for me banana.. purrrrrrrrr..

LMFAO !!

Smurfette.... you dirty dirty whore.....

Do you know what I was thinking about today while I was in line at McDonald's to get my Mocha Frappe' before work... That Smurfette was the ONLY adult female Smurf in the ENTIRE Village...

there might have been one little Ginger Girl but she came in towards the end... anyway..  ALL the men, besides that grumpy one, were all VERY HAPPY.... dare I say Gay... that means Happy as well for those of you whom are too young to know.

Anywho,  Smurfette was the only one to have her own place I believe, only her and maybe

Pimp Daddy Pappa Smurf

He always had something smart and wise to say.. and you know he kept his bitches in line. Bitches? you ask..  yes, Smurfette and that real happy guy who wore the flower in his hair and ran around with a mirror.. Pimp Daddy Pappa was trickin his ass on the side as well.. and Smurfette having her own place.. with a king sized bed and a dungeon in the basement.. had a revolving door of Smurfs.

If you don't believe me.. think of it this way.. you have slutty Smurfette and "Magic Flutes"...

which automatically means that they are Smurfing

Now, when you have THAT MUCH SMURFING going on.. only one thing can come from that much whoring...

That's right.. a baby fucking Smurf.. who's the babies daddy? It's a fucking mystry. Is it fucking Brainy with his fucking Magical Flute or is it Brawny... is there even a fucking Brawny? Personally, I think that it was Pimp Daddy Pappa Smurf that was the babies daddy. He has to tap that ass at least once a week for quality control. He needs to test it to make sure that he is getting the right amount of money for the tricks that bitch is turning.

Plus, Smurf Village my ass... it should be called STD Village and the main roads are Clapp Blvd and Herpes Dr. Don't forget Smurfette... that bitch lives at the corner of Nobody Loves Me and I Have Daddy Issues. Those mushrooms they grow are for fucking Penicillin due to the outbreaks Smurfette passes to each Smurf and then they pass back to each other. Can you imagine the amount of money Pimp Daddy Pappa has to pay for health insurance otherwise? Fucking Ridiculous. Yet, she kept on trickin and he kept on Pimpin... while Pimp Daddy Pappa's pockets were getting fat off the money coming in from her tricks, Smurfette's vagina was looking like Blue Waffles!

I cant believe that my parents let my brother and I watch that show. Now when I think about it, maybe it was a good thing. Maybe it was a clever way to say that scary old bald men are to be ran away from. Gargamel was one creepy old fucker who I'm pretty sure smelled like Ass and Kitty Litter.

Yet I dont think I learned a damn thing seeing as how I work with creepy bald old men and I love it...lol..