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Master of the Mountain (Mountain Masters #1) by Cherise Sinclair was a GREAT book. It was hot and sticky and naughty as hell and I loved every minute of it.

Rebecca is a full figured city girl whose metrosexual boyfriend Matt is getting on her last damn nerve. They are perfect for each other... they like the same things, they both are professionals, they have the same friends, ect., but there is a catch.. the sex sucks and she comes to find out Matt is a fucking swinger.

He is going to a Swingers weekend up in the Mountains during Memorial Day Weekend and wants her to join him to make their relationship a little more, exciting.....

Next thing you know, she meets Logan who runs the Serenity Lodge with his brother Jake. What is the best thing about the brothers you ask.....

They are both Dom's.. and Logan has his eye set on Rebecca... and isn't it fun the way he takes her into the life and takes what he wants...  she is totally vulnerable  and he takes complete control of it.

Rebecca doesn't know why she reacts this way to Logan and is a little ashamed of it but she cant stop herself from losing everything in the lust that runs rapid through her system every time he takes control and dominates her. Discipline, rules, honesty, and trust are what BDSM entails and Logan is giving Rebecca a intense crash course in it all.

My favorite part you ask...

oh yes..... with an open hand even.. which makes it even better

He beat her ass until she was almost in tears and she apologized for being bad and for purposely disregarding and disobeying Logan's rules...  whew.... it was Hot Hot Hot !!!

Sexy Men, BDSM, restraints, spankings, oh my... teeheehee

The next book in the series is called Master of the Abyss.. I will totally be reading that now as well...

I'm back and ready for you to get spanked... I'm gonna spank you as hard as I can.. you know I like it, and I love it when you make that little whimper...  whimper for me baby... whimper....  I'll be back my pretty... I'll be back for you... dont worry about that honey

I didnt know you could use honey that way.....

I read a book yesterday that was pretty interesting.
 It was called

 Big Bad Wolf by Flesa Black.

It had an ok plot that had been done before but it was a different take on the Were community.. how they can be born or made.. turn mad from the shift or die... and it had some Olympic style sex... the kind with toys and sex wedges and handcuffs/ankle shackles....  all super fun stuff...

NOW... my only problem, which really isn't a problem, just a curiosity I guess of sorts... is they have a bout of sex in the kitchen, at the table, for breakfast. Rex brings out the honey and drizzles it all over Vivian's body, licks it off ... yadda, yadda, yadda.....   Then, he pulls her off of his dick, hands her the jar of honey and raises his eyebrow at her. She thinks, just like I thought, that he wanted her to slather the honey on it, then suck and lick it off.... isn't that what you all thought?  Well no......... he wanted her to slather honey on his dick and use the honey

as Lube to stick it in her

Ass.

Now, I guess I can understand that you could possibly use honey as a lubricant for anal sex but wouldn't that be

A: VERY MESSY

B: Kind of uncomfortable

C: Dangerous for your Bowels

and

D: Dangerous for the extra honey that slides in and out and then eventually into your vagina. It has feces on it people... Thats fucking gross!!

I really don't want to know how you could clean out all the honey from your colon. Unless one of you has used honey as anal lube before... then PLEASE tell me... because now I am curious beyong fucking belief. What would happen if you didn't get it cleaned out, would stuff get stuck in the honey and not be able to come out correctly and then the next thing you know, you have to go to the hospital and get your colon scraped. That just sounds like it hurts. How the fuck would you explain that to your doctor.. fuck that... your insurance company when they ask why you had to have your colon scraped..lol...

 Plus, you have got to think, sand it hard to get out of your vagina when you get home from the beach... how the hell are you getting honey out .. of all the sticky, syrupy, messy shit you can stick in your body..... Jesus Christ people.. a little fucking common sense is in order when you are shoving food items in your ass.. or when it can ooze out of your ass and into your vagina.... your gynocologist is going to be pissed the fuck off if your paps keep coming back abnormal because of honey contamination..lol..... Plus.. getting honey in your pee hole.. not just for the ladies but for the guys as well... what happens if it dries in your urethra and then you cant pee.. you have to go to the hospital, AGAIN, and get your pee hole debred... shit.. that just sounds like it would suck balls.

OHHHHHH... the humanity... you would have to go Full Monty with a razor as well because there is NO FUCKING WAY that you will be able to salvage any type of pubic hair after a bout of honey anal sex... oh... what if they have a hairy poop shoot.... that would suck even more...

Shit People.......... DONT DO IT!!!!  

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