Tatty Tatty Too Too ....

I am thinking about adding a new tattoo or two to my body. I called my brother who works in a Tattoo Parlor and asked him to think of some things that I might like. I told him I wanted a memorial piece and then something else to either add to my left wrist or put on the hand.

So, while he is looking, I decided to take a look at some tats that people have gotten.

This one is pretty bad ass. The amount of detail is fucking amazing.

 What the fuck was this man thinking getting half a heart tattooed on each hand? Hopefully he has some kind of fucking heart condition otherwise that shit is weird.

 This bitch has daddy issues. She prob. works the pole to pay for those..

This guy should have gotten that done by someone who is NOT a fucking retard.. if you look.... that tattoo has a fucking lazy eye.. like my grandma used to have.

Now to ones that are so fucking wrong they should even be on the Internet,

Why????  Why would you do this to yourself... unless they were fucking paying you to do it. You might as well get "Heart Disease Victim" on his back... douche bag....

Please... Please... back when this tattoo was done.. that super hero was lightly holding the breast on its shoulder.. it had not a worry in the world... now a days.. that super hero is fucking struggling trying to keep that titty from completely smothering it...PUSH MAN.... PUSH THAT TITTY UP UP and AWAY !!!!!!!!

By the time she is 80 you wont even be able to see that fucker anymore.. don't sweat it.

My Personal Favorites are the fucking retards that tattoo things like Robert Pattersons signature on their bodies or these.. my mind just fucking hurts.

Yet, I digress.. I have one more to show you and it is possibly the best tattoo I have ever seen. When I say the most awesome.. I mean for one specific person.. Constance... or Cone, as she likes to be called. She is a weird fucking chick and loves a grisly adams fucking type of lumberjacker.. and best of all.. she loves her some fucking beards. So.. Cone.. This ones for you....

Final-Fucking-ly........ something I don't have to be pissed over...

Finally I don't have to leave a season or a series being pissed off to no belief... the season finale of Bones has made me one of the happiest people tonight...
Picture it... I'm at my bf's house, trying not to laugh so loud her kids wake up, and we are watching Bones. At the end, when Booth and Bones are walking down the street talking about Angela and Hodges baby.. I whispered, "Do It! Do It! Say It! Damnit..... SAY IT!!!!" , and when it was said I needless to say rolled over on my back kicking and screaming, flailing my arms all over the place whisper-hollering, "YES, YES, YES..... now I don't have to be pissed anymore!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!" Finally a good ending to a season of Bones..... Fuck!!!"  I then fell off the bed and hurt myself...lol... but I don't even give a shit.... it was totally worth having to take a muscle relaxer for my back..... 
OMG.... and Max totally KNEW... he KNEW what had happened between them.... he could tell it but amazingly enough.. no one else figured it out yet.. but who the fuck cares....

YES!!!!!!!!!! Sweet, Sweet Justice!!!!!!!!!!