Tatty Tatty Too Too ....

I am thinking about adding a new tattoo or two to my body. I called my brother who works in a Tattoo Parlor and asked him to think of some things that I might like. I told him I wanted a memorial piece and then something else to either add to my left wrist or put on the hand.

So, while he is looking, I decided to take a look at some tats that people have gotten.

This one is pretty bad ass. The amount of detail is fucking amazing.

 What the fuck was this man thinking getting half a heart tattooed on each hand? Hopefully he has some kind of fucking heart condition otherwise that shit is weird.

 This bitch has daddy issues. She prob. works the pole to pay for those..

This guy should have gotten that done by someone who is NOT a fucking retard.. if you look.... that tattoo has a fucking lazy eye.. like my grandma used to have.

Now to ones that are so fucking wrong they should even be on the Internet,

Why????  Why would you do this to yourself... unless they were fucking paying you to do it. You might as well get "Heart Disease Victim" on his back... douche bag....

Please... Please... back when this tattoo was done.. that super hero was lightly holding the breast on its shoulder.. it had not a worry in the world... now a days.. that super hero is fucking struggling trying to keep that titty from completely smothering it...PUSH MAN.... PUSH THAT TITTY UP UP and AWAY !!!!!!!!

By the time she is 80 you wont even be able to see that fucker anymore.. don't sweat it.

My Personal Favorites are the fucking retards that tattoo things like Robert Pattersons signature on their bodies or these.. my mind just fucking hurts.

Yet, I digress.. I have one more to show you and it is possibly the best tattoo I have ever seen. When I say the most awesome.. I mean for one specific person.. Constance... or Cone, as she likes to be called. She is a weird fucking chick and loves a grisly adams fucking type of lumberjacker.. and best of all.. she loves her some fucking beards. So.. Cone.. This ones for you....

How can you go FUCK yourself? Let me count the ways......

Obviously this mother fucker doesn't... and if you couldn't tell from how you cant understand a fucking thing that comes out of her mouth... maybe you can get it from how she is yelling at me in fucking Creole.

Here is the story.........

Today I get to work, get my shit together, go into the kitchen to make coffee for my residents. A woman that works here comes up to me and starts yelling at me in half English/half Creole about someone calling all day yesterday from the hospital and how I didn't answer the phone once... ALL DAY... why can I not do my job? So I calmly told her that from the hours of this and that, I answer every fucking phone call that comes into this building and that although yes, I did get telephone calls from that hospital, I didn't get a single phone call about any sick child. Sorry, but I, unlike her, know how to do my job correctly. She continued to yell at me, saying I am a liar, and how I don't do anything... why couldn't I answer the phone. SOOOOOOO... needless to say, i was just a tad bit pissed off.. I started in on her, as she was on me...

I told her that unfortunately, I don't understand what the hell it is that she is talking about because I don't own a fucking

and that at this point in time, not only could the people at the hospital go Fuck themselves but so could she. It is not my fault that the hospital obviously couldn't call the right number. She started yelling at me in Creole and I told her that I was sorry, but that I don't have an

and that I couldn't understand a fucking thing coming out of her mouth.. and I left...

Now, I understand that your child was sick... now that I got someone to explain to me what you were screaming, but what I don't get is why you wouldn't give them the correct telephone #. It is sad when even the people at the hospital cant understand what the fuck you are saying!!!! It's not my issue bitch, it's yours... now deal with it. There is little thing, called the

they can totally help you out with reading and even speaking English. It's amazing, most churches around here have an ESL (English as Second Language) classes for free as well... look into it asshole and get off my imaginary dick.

I wouldn't go to fucking Haiti, live and work there for YEARS, and not have some semblance of how to get my fucking meaning across... we have some sons of bitches that work here that SERIOUSLY cant speak, read, or understand English AT ALL.. you know who they are because they are the ones always smiling a bit to large and saying, "Okay bay-bee"

AWWWEE FUCK they piss me off.

When I worked in a place where the majority of my customers were Spanish Speaking, I got a phrase book, got one of the Spanish Speaking co-workers to help me ask specific questions and I was able to function at work. I could read it for the most part, already understood more than I spoke before I started and was able to do my job.

It is not that fucking difficult to put forth the fucking effort to do your job.