Goodreads Review: Dirty Girl by Tina Hess... Ohh how good it is

Ok.. This story is about a young woman who is pissed off at her Aunt and Jesse, her Aunts husband who is pissed because his wife slept with another man. Two people, kind of related, fucking each other to get revenge on the same bitch.

Now, I don't have a problem with this book when I read it and pretend that they are not related in any way. But when the girl, who's name we never know, is straddling her Uncle Jesse and grinding on his cock, he says, "You remind me of your Aunt"

.......................................................... Really ..........................................................

THAT is what you are going to say to me as I am getting ready to fuck you, that I remind you of my Aunt............ Really? I would have been SOOOO pissed, I prob wouldn't have let him cum at all.. just got mine and left.. but hey, I'm a girl who has standards.. obviously not this "dirty little slut" as her uncle calls her in the end of the story.

After he makes he cum on his hand, he says, "See what you're making me do? Let me see your pussy, Let me see what you made me touch."

I feel kind of dirty myself, but I have to admit... it's kinda hot... lol..  He is old enough to be her father... he used to watch her when she was a baby... but he is fucking the shit out of her now to erase the horrible, useless, impotent feeling his wife has left him with due to her adultery. Poor, Poor Uncle Jesse.. he has felt like he was neutered until his dirty, slutty little niece comes by and starts grinding on his cock. He feels loads better now... hahahhaha.. pun intended...

AnyJew.. One of the best parts is when he is asking her if she likes what he is doing.. ,"You like fucking your Uncle Jesse don't you dirty girl?"  lmfao.. she says, "Yeah.. Fuck me harder baby." and then what happens... he says, "Say my name.. say my name for me."... she does.. and he goes ape shit and fucks her harder and faster..next thing you know... he reprimands her for making him cum and shooting it all up in her....

O M G ..... I cant think about it without blushing and giggling...

But.. I would have to say it is dirty, naughty. slutty, a bit taboo... but it was fucking great... Will I read it again.... HELL YES ... I already have.   ;)

I'm watching you Dirty Girl.. I know you like it when I touch you there.. ohhhh dirty slutty little girl.. it wants you to touch it.. its throbbing with the need of your fingers wrapped around it.. milking and squeezing... ohhh dirty girl... you know I likey.... I likey long time...

LMAO

Gang-bangs and Trains... ooohhhhh Adrian... Your killing me...

OK.. yesterday at work, my co-worker Adrian comes up to me and says that she needs me to find her a over six foot tall sexy as hell biker that she can just go straight to being his "old lady" and not have to be passed around the "club" before she can settle with him.  Apparently she has been watching a lot of "The Sons of Anarchy" lately and is fascinated by this man...

NOW... y'all have to know me enough by now to realize that I couldn't let that one slide.. right? RIGHT.

So, I told her that unfortunately, she was going to be gang banged and have a mad-ass

Train run on her. She might as well get used to it now.... because she is going to have to suck a lot of dick to get to be that mans "old lady"... no new piece of ass is going to come into a "Biker Club" and go straight to "old lady" status.. sorry to burst your bubble sugar pie.. but that shit ain't happenin. You might as well put on a conductors hat and scream out "Choo Choo" because you are going to be a whole bunch of someones dirty whore before you are one mans old lady..lol... you will not only have to hold your own against the women in the club but you will also more than likely have to have public sex and share your first time out... plus.. as I said before.. you will have to suck a lot of cock so I would suggest getting your knee pads out and getting rid of that gag reflex...

Remember Adrian... Open your throat and relax your jaw and most definitely don't forget to cup the balls.... LMFAO

So then... teeheehee.. I decided to test her chops on the whole sex front and God Love Madelyn for getting out one of my favorite books...

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/9572750-gotta-have-it
Gotta Have It: 69 Stories of Sudden Sex

lol.. so as I was reading aloud to Adrian and Madelyn, David and Ryan.. the new guy.. Adrian was freaking the fuck out... I mean really????? If you are ready to Live the Life of a Bad Ass Bikers Old Lady you sure as hell should be able to handle me reading a few sentences about how this mans wife is sitting at her office desk with the door locked and a big black dildo stuffed in her pussy while she is moaning and talking to her husband on the phone. He steps out of his meeting to tell her what to do to herself.. It is a pretty awesome fucking book.. and Adrian was having a fucking conniption... especially when the husband told the wife to slap her pussy loud enough for him to hear it.. to be the dirty whore he knows she is...lol.... Adrian fucking lost it.... I don't think I have ever seen her turn that shade before..

The new guy didn't mind it... and ever if he did... fuck him... he is new.. I'm not going to not be myself just because people are afraid I will scare him off... its not like I'm fucking Grimace from next door... my name is not Mahgwhy and when you spill water on me or feed me after midnight I don't spawn little gremlin devils that like to watch fucking Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.... SHIT.

Needless to say, I have found a new person to torment with my explicit erotica novels... YES!!

On a side note... before any of that happened, Adrian asked me to find Erotica books with men on Harley's.. So, I found her 7.. to start. When our district manager was standing next to her.. I knew I couldn't pass this shit up.. so I went to Adrian and asked her if she only wanted men who rode bikes or if she wanted a book with people fucking ON bikes because if she wants the latter, I will have to go to a different section.  Then I started in with a few sentences then said the word "penetration" and that was it... our DM couldn't do it and said that she and Bonnie.. (one of the awesome old ladies that work with us).. didn't need to hear it.. "right Bonnie?" Then Bonnie said, "Oh.. hahahaha.. I don't care.. she's funny" .... YES !!!!!   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ..... SUCK ON THAT!!!

Holy Poop on a Stick that was awesome!!!!