Showing posts with label mexicans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mexicans. Show all posts

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Dirty Ginger Bitch.....


Let me tell you a little story about this Ginger whom is named Fucko... oh.. I'm sorry, that's my name for her.. what her given name is, I don't even give a shit. All I know is that she lives on my block. Not next door to me.. those are the Mexicans, and not next to the Mexicans.. that the drug dealer.. but next to the drug dealer is the House of the Ginger.  This fucking woman with her ginger hair and her ginger kids and her ginger fucking dog are making me want to slit a fucking wrist and believe me... not my own.

I am driving home last night from work and this ginger bitch has her fucking kids outside in the dark playing in the road. Now.. unlike the drug dealer whom has to smile so I can see him in the dark.. the ginger kids radiated this luminescent glow from their bodies... oh.. that was just their pale white skin.
It was horrible.. almost like a scene from fucking Children of the Corn.. I was frightened. I tried not to slow down too much just in case they were like fucking Velociraptor's from Jurassic Park


AHHHHHHH  !!!!

Oh, Shit, sorry, thought that was one of them..


AnyJew.. these kids were running all over the place causing all kinds of havoc and not even caring that someone driving a vehicle is seriously NOT trying to run them over..

These kids run rapid in their hats and long sleeved shirts outside teasing all the neighbourhood dogs making them think that the Ginger kids are actually the Mexican's who cut our lawns... My dogs hate them...



Then,when I pull into my driveway, I hear one of the Mexican's tell this Ginger Bitch to get her damn kids out of the road before someone gets run over. She has the balls to start yelling at Benny, whose real name is Benido.. and that is when I lost it. Not only are the Mexican's that live next door to us possibly the best neighbours we have ever had.. but they are really nice to boot.. so then I got into it with the Ginger Whore. I kept it clean because the kids were near but I told her that no wonder people think that


You are obviously a stupid bitch who could care less about your children's welfare and safety and more about talking on your phone and having your kids leave you alone for the time being. It's not their fault you have all these kids and no free time.. how about you get off your back long enough to get them all in school and find a fucking job! Jesus Christ.. show a little bit of fucking love for your kids. Don't take it out on them that you hate yourself.... you already fucked up their entire lives by passing that Ginger Gene down to them.... Nice going MOM. If I were you, I would sleep with one eye open for now on because your kids, if they don't yet, will totally hate you in time.. so watch out!!




Monday, May 9, 2011

Lollypopguildaphobia.....

I think I have it.... I really do.... Lollypoguildaphobia is the fear of little people.. or midgets... or munchkins... whatever the fuck it is you want to call them.

I'm not talking about this one
http://www.lollipopguild.org/Site/Lollipop_Guild.html which is part of the Gay Man's Chorus in San Fransisco...  Listen to them.. they are awesome!!
I am talking about this one......





These guys scare the shit out of me..
Honestly... I don't know what to do with myself... I went to Walgreen's to pick up my meds tonight and was walking around the corner to get a vanilla coke because they are the best coke's in the WORLD...




but, anywhoo.. I was walking kinda fast around the corner and ran RIGHT INTO ONE!!!!!
Now... I am in no way a small woman so needless to say, after I screamed "WHAT the FUCK!" at the scary little thing that was on its ass on the floor, I started to laugh and apologized and then told him..
." At least it wasn't a long way down"..  
  LMAO...
what could I say... then he got all pissy in his diapers or power ranger underwear..
 
I don't  know what the fuck little tykes like that wear.
. and he stomped off... calling ME a bitch!!!! WTF is that?????? Its not my fault that you are all "Vertically Challenge" and shit. I am in no way supposed to feel bad about the fact that Munchkins, Clowns and Mexicans are so similar its funny...
How you ask?


They can all fit like 20 fuckers in a Voltzwagon beetle..



Fuck it... Just a few more people to complain and send me BACK to fucking "Sensitivity Training".... If it didnt work the last two times you sent me... What the Fuck makes you think it will work this time ass munchers.. Do I look like a fucking Tree Huggin Hippie to you sons of dirty bitches... NO!  Because I'm not a fucking granola eating, pachulie smelling, berkenstock wearing, dreadlocks wearing when you are a white person (which by the way is just so fucking wrong on a totally different level all together that we will discuss it at a later time)... ASSHOLE.
Go Fuck Yourself Littleman... and make sure your not around when I go to sit down




I'm just saying....