Sunday, October 23, 2011

I'm blinded for life.....

Son of a dirty bitch..... I just cant fucking win when it comes to my elderly people..lol...


This afternoon, an elderly woman comes walking into the facility to visit some friends whom are staying here. I have Mr. T and Gerry here up front with me. We know this woman.. she is from Scotland,
and has the most awesome fucking accent ever...She comes walking in and says her usual hello's and how are you's. She decided, as she told us, to dress up today because she was going to go to church and do arts and crafts with her friends.

Now, She was wearing a blue sweater that buttoned down the front and had butterfly's on it.
She started patting herself down from the outside.. she said that she was looking for something and couldn't find it.. that it was in and inside pocket of the sweater. She wanted to bring the item in for a resident she knew would love it.. and that's when it happened......

Mrs. C (is what we will call her), said that she KNOWS she put the item in her sweater and she has to find it. So, right there, in front of Gerry, Mr. T and myself..oh, plus the security camera, she proceeds to unbutton her sweater so she can look for it. I THOUGHT that she had on a light blouse underneath the sweater
BUT NO


She had on NOTHING but a brazier under her sweater. OMFG... and she is NOT a small breasted woman. As, she took off her sweater, I was answering the phone and I didn't even know what was happening until Mr. T wolf whistles at her and Gerry tells her to take it all off..

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I almost died with that one. I walk over to her and ask her if I can help her put her sweater back on because if she didn't notice, she forgot to put on an undershirt. Mrs. C told me that I was lucky she wore a bra at all because normally she doesn't, so I needed to "Back up off her ass" and let her find her stuff.

Gerry and Mr. T called me over and told me that I needed to be quiet because if I wasn't going to let them see MY boobs, I was not, under any circumstances, to thwart their efforts to see anyone else's boobs.

lol.. at that point I was done.. I let them ogle her breasts, let her show them off for the men and the camera and I just sat there, doing my work and shaking my head. As she left, Mr. T told Gerry he totally understood why Gerry hangs out with me all day instead of in his room or the activity room.. and that i was to save him a spot next to Gerry so they can watch all the "Sweet pieces of ass that walk up in this joint"


Really.................  Shit, there goes the neighbourhood

Saturday, October 15, 2011

What's in that package Mr. Postman?


I was reading the other day.. and came across a book called "The Mailman's Tale" Now, I saw the cover to this book and thought, HELL YES.. a quick smutty read and I'll be back to my series.. I just needed a little break.  I started reading it and it read like one of those stories in Playboy.. which isn't bad.


This mailman is on his normal route.. the route he has been on for years. He knows his people and they know him.. so, one day he comes up to this house that has two smoking hot sisters that live there..



The door is ajar and he realizes that is off.. so he goes inside and hears noises.. he walks up stair and comes to a bedroom door which is open some as well and peeks in. What he sees is the older of the two sisters laying spread eagle on her bed with a vibrator shoved in her pussy, and she is working it feverishly. He starts to get turned on and rubbing himself through his pants, next thing you know, she cums and he cums, he makes a noise, she realizes he is watching her, he takes off down the stairs, she chases after him and asks him to fuck her. He, of course, says yes.. takes her up to her room and fucks the shit out of her. Before she cums he hears something, looks over his shoulder and sees her younger sister watching them with her hand shoved down her own pants diddling with her twat. Girl 1 cums, mailman cums, girl 2 cums. He tells sister that younger was watching, she doesn't care, he cleans up and leaves.
A few days later, he is making his rounds and comes across the house again. He watches as sister 1 gets in the car with her parents. He walks up to the house and the younger sister answers the door and she tells him that her sister decided where she was going to college, and she just realized that she would miss her sister very much. He is kinda let down and asks to use the bathroom before he continues on his route. She says yes, and he heads to the bathroom. When he comes out, as he is leaving, girl says can you help me with something before you leave, he says sure.. what can I do for you.. she comes walking out of the kitchen with a towel on, drops it, and says that she wants him to fuck her like he fucked her sister..


She goes down to her knees, and he can tell that she is no stranger to being down there... he is about to blow his load, takes her to her room, bends her over the bed, and fucks her withing an inch of her life. She has cum a few times, he is done, and he cleans up. She asks him to cum back tomorrow, he said he wasn't sure about her parents and that they might get caught, she says they are gone for a while on vacation, he says he will be back... and its on once again...




OK... now.. my mailman has always been one of two people.. an old ass man or an annoying fucking woman. IF, my mailman was some hot piece of ass..


I still don't think I would have the balls to bring him into my parents house and fuck him senseless. NOW.. if it was the fucking smoking hot UPS driver that comes into my nursing home... then I would say Hey Mr. Postman, is that package for me? Ohhh, Mr. UPS driver.... I would definitely let you Sign, Seal, and Deliver my ass to a very happy place.

It was a fun, quick read and made me stroll the neighborhoods looking for who has the sexiest postal delivery men..lol..