You can touch me there anytime Tom Selleck...

BAM !!!!

Oh.. sexy Tom Selleck... how I love you... let me count the ways..

Believe you me...I wont let anything get in the way of your enjoyment either Sexy Selleck..  ohhhhhhhhh... Tom.

I had the BEST dream about Tom and I last night..lol..  and seeing as how I was talking yesterday about people I had crushes on or was obsessed with when I was young, I figured I would continue with my main man

Tom Selleck.  I have had the biggest crush on Tom since I was younger and watched Magnum P.I. on USA. His dark hair, blue eyes... all that manly chest hair... oh God.. please don't forget the mustache.. I love that... teehehehhee.. there is just something about Tom

That I cant stop myself from. I was a member of his Fan Club when I was younger.. I couldn't afford to get an autographed picture of his.. but I will someday.. 

hint hint wink wink for Christmas brother, I know your reading this....

AnyJew, When Tom would be chasing some criminal down in his, well, Robin's Red Ferrari.. or flying around in the helicopter.. in a wet suit reliving his days as a Navy Seal.. everything Magnum did was only awesome because it was done by Tom Selleck.

Did I really like the movie Three Men and a Little Lady... NO,  but I watch it because Tom is in it and looks fucking sweeeet.

Plus, its not just the younger Mustache I love.. its the older one as well... He is like Sean Connery.. keeps getting better with old age. He is so stern looking and smoldering that I can not help myself..

I'm sorry, but Crocodile DunDee has NOTHING on Quigley Down Under.. to even suggest that it does means that I need to stalk you for a couple of days, figure out your routine, then use my fool proof way of not getting caught and kill you because you are obviously too stupid to live.

I used to dream of being Mrs. Selleck..lol...

and Yes







I have totally had this discussion with a therapist

Don't you worry.. he said that as long as I know that I am not really Mrs. Selleck.. its OK that I dream about it.. its normal.

lol

I'm baaaccckkk.. and yes.. I see you Tom Selleck.. I would have come by yesterday but Davey Jones and Joey McIntyre... even I wont touch them.. and I'll touch anybody.. hehehe.. you'll see Tom, You'll see.. I know something you can tickle with that stache...

Mustache Rides For Everyone !!!!!!!!!!!

                           See you later Tom.. I'll be watching you....

Sifting through your body parts somewhere in New Jersey..

Ok, I know that there will be tons of little girls running around the movie theatre tonight with their

Outfits on screaming for Taylor.. aka.. Jacob...  as if they knew him. They are totally going to end up pissing me off with their fucking little girl bullshit. Ugh.. God... maybe I'll say fuck the movies and go when they are all in school.

Look, I totally get it. You may think that I am just some old lady who busts out with shit sometimes but honestly... I GET THIS...

How? Because I was once a young girl you fucktard, that how.

I had THEE biggest crush on none other than...

yes, you guessed it...

Davey Jones...   ahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

He was so cute and so funny and I just couldn't help myself every time he was on I squealed like the little girl I was and couldn't pull myself away from the television, no matter what time of the day he was on.

The Monkees were awesome... they had their show that I watched religiously... Come on everybody, sing with me now..., "Hey Hey We're the Monkees, people say we monkee around, but we're too busy singing, to put anybody down.."

Hell Yeah!!!!!

Then, when I got a little older.. I was IN LOVE, with

Joey McIntyre from New Kids on the Block..

Yes I Was..

Curtains.. check, Sheets and Pillow Cases.... check, Big Gigantic pin that says, "I <3 Joey"... check, Bop and Tiger Beat posters of Joey on my walls... check. I was obsessed.. and it was all about Joey and the New Kids on the Block... aahhhhhhh!!

Now, 20 years later, I had the chance to go to a NKOTB concert. Oh my my my.... all grown up, and sexier than ever.. SHIT... Even Donnie, now that he dropped the crack pipe, is looking SWEEEEET!!

OOOOHHHHHH... yes... When I went to this concert I spent more on 2 floor tickets than I did on two months worth of gas.. and it was totally worth it. I had never seen so many Thirty-something woman going ape shit.. as if they were still tweens screaming for them back in the day. Favorite part had to have been the little girls sitting in their chairs, faces bright red and rolling their eyes, as their mothers and in some cases grandmothers, were on their chairs screaming out things like, "Jordan I Love You", "Donnie.. you can Click Click me ANYTIME!!"  "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!". Amazing, that is what it was.. and was I one of those Thirty Something woman screaming and standing on my chair.. Hell Yes I Was... I had seats on the floor right next to the Piano that came out of the floor that they were all on... I climbed the fence that was between us and

Joey

Touched

My

Hand !

My Right One..

He Touched It !!

AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHA

and Dirty Sexy Donnie touched my Left one.....

Oh Yes..... it was an AMAZING NIGHT if I do say so myself.

Bonus: It was like a fucking High School Reunion at that concert..lol

So, when I say that I get it, and that I understand where these little girls are coming from, I really do. Now, I would NEVER break down in tears because I saw one of them and didn't even tear up when they touched me.. so THAT part, I don't get.. to be so emotionally moved and disturbed enough to break down in fucking tears over these people is a little retarded.. but hey...  most times... that is how young girls are.



Having said that... maybe I will go to the movies and join in with the Team Jacob crowd for old times sake.

You can Master Me anytime.... Promise...

Master of the Mountain (Mountain Masters #1) by Cherise Sinclair was a GREAT book. It was hot and sticky and naughty as hell and I loved every minute of it.

Rebecca is a full figured city girl whose metrosexual boyfriend Matt is getting on her last damn nerve. They are perfect for each other... they like the same things, they both are professionals, they have the same friends, ect., but there is a catch.. the sex sucks and she comes to find out Matt is a fucking swinger.

He is going to a Swingers weekend up in the Mountains during Memorial Day Weekend and wants her to join him to make their relationship a little more, exciting.....

Next thing you know, she meets Logan who runs the Serenity Lodge with his brother Jake. What is the best thing about the brothers you ask.....

They are both Dom's.. and Logan has his eye set on Rebecca... and isn't it fun the way he takes her into the life and takes what he wants...  she is totally vulnerable  and he takes complete control of it.

Rebecca doesn't know why she reacts this way to Logan and is a little ashamed of it but she cant stop herself from losing everything in the lust that runs rapid through her system every time he takes control and dominates her. Discipline, rules, honesty, and trust are what BDSM entails and Logan is giving Rebecca a intense crash course in it all.

My favorite part you ask...

oh yes..... with an open hand even.. which makes it even better

He beat her ass until she was almost in tears and she apologized for being bad and for purposely disregarding and disobeying Logan's rules...  whew.... it was Hot Hot Hot !!!

Sexy Men, BDSM, restraints, spankings, oh my... teeheehee

The next book in the series is called Master of the Abyss.. I will totally be reading that now as well...

I'm back and ready for you to get spanked... I'm gonna spank you as hard as I can.. you know I like it, and I love it when you make that little whimper...  whimper for me baby... whimper....  I'll be back my pretty... I'll be back for you... dont worry about that honey

Goodreads Review: Dirty Girl by Tina Hess... Ohh how good it is

Ok.. This story is about a young woman who is pissed off at her Aunt and Jesse, her Aunts husband who is pissed because his wife slept with another man. Two people, kind of related, fucking each other to get revenge on the same bitch.

Now, I don't have a problem with this book when I read it and pretend that they are not related in any way. But when the girl, who's name we never know, is straddling her Uncle Jesse and grinding on his cock, he says, "You remind me of your Aunt"

.......................................................... Really ..........................................................

THAT is what you are going to say to me as I am getting ready to fuck you, that I remind you of my Aunt............ Really? I would have been SOOOO pissed, I prob wouldn't have let him cum at all.. just got mine and left.. but hey, I'm a girl who has standards.. obviously not this "dirty little slut" as her uncle calls her in the end of the story.

After he makes he cum on his hand, he says, "See what you're making me do? Let me see your pussy, Let me see what you made me touch."

I feel kind of dirty myself, but I have to admit... it's kinda hot... lol..  He is old enough to be her father... he used to watch her when she was a baby... but he is fucking the shit out of her now to erase the horrible, useless, impotent feeling his wife has left him with due to her adultery. Poor, Poor Uncle Jesse.. he has felt like he was neutered until his dirty, slutty little niece comes by and starts grinding on his cock. He feels loads better now... hahahhaha.. pun intended...

AnyJew.. One of the best parts is when he is asking her if she likes what he is doing.. ,"You like fucking your Uncle Jesse don't you dirty girl?"  lmfao.. she says, "Yeah.. Fuck me harder baby." and then what happens... he says, "Say my name.. say my name for me."... she does.. and he goes ape shit and fucks her harder and faster..next thing you know... he reprimands her for making him cum and shooting it all up in her....

O M G ..... I cant think about it without blushing and giggling...

But.. I would have to say it is dirty, naughty. slutty, a bit taboo... but it was fucking great... Will I read it again.... HELL YES ... I already have.   ;)

I'm watching you Dirty Girl.. I know you like it when I touch you there.. ohhhh dirty slutty little girl.. it wants you to touch it.. its throbbing with the need of your fingers wrapped around it.. milking and squeezing... ohhh dirty girl... you know I likey.... I likey long time...

LMAO

Banana's -n- Gimps

Ok, Last night I was watching an episode of Law and Order: SVU. A young woman, prob. in her teens, and her mother come home to their Town House on Park Avenue only to find the father/husband, chained up to the fireplace looking like Right Said Fred in a Gimp outfit... mask and all.

Now, when they walk into the den and find Daddy chained up to the fire place, the girl runs screaming, "Daddy, No !! No!!" and the mother just stands there looking at him kind of laughing to herself as in says, "Jesus Christ.. I cant believe he did this to me."

Stabler and Benson come rolling out there, Benson talks to the wife who "Cant believe this happened" Stabler talks to the daughter who says, yes, she was with her mother but not because she wanted to be. When Stabler asked her what she meant, the daughter says, "She's a real bitch!" ..lol... it was awesome.

You want to know the best part about all of it was....

Daddy had a BANANA

shoved up his poop shoot!!!!

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA.....

That's frigging awesome... Bonus.. he was allergic to Bananas....   :)

Now, I am not a Poop Shoot type of gal, but if I was, the last thing I would think about shoving in my ass would be a banana.. why? Because I would think that the sphincter muscles would squish that banana like it was no ones business.. Then, you would have banana pudding in your ass and when you shit, it would be even worse because you would have to pull out the veins of the banana the way I have to pull the plastic bread bag out of my dogs ass, after she eats the whole loaf, and she cant shit it out.

What type of shit is that... it's like a ... fuck, I don't even want to think what it's like..lol...

Banana's shouldn't be used in that way... cucumbers, ok....NOT BANANAS !! They are good for you..in a nutritional way... not an up your ass way... honestly.. wouldn't your ass muscle just squish it as soon as the soft part parted the muscle.. unless your ass has been fuck THAT MUCH to where you could slide a fucking fist right in with no problem... shit...

Poor banana being molested by the big bad bi-sexual man in SVU....

I'm watching you Banana.. sexy banana... like to touch you.. want to touch your hiney... ahhhh banana... you so know I like to touch you that way.. yes sexy banana.. I love that look, it's like a Tiger..   GGrrrrrrrrrrr... now purr for me banana.. purrrrrrrrr..

LMFAO !!

Dirty Ginger Bitch.....

Let me tell you a little story about this Ginger whom is named Fucko... oh.. I'm sorry, that's my name for her.. what her given name is, I don't even give a shit. All I know is that she lives on my block. Not next door to me.. those are the Mexicans, and not next to the Mexicans.. that the drug dealer.. but next to the drug dealer is the House of the Ginger.  This fucking woman with her ginger hair and her ginger kids and her ginger fucking dog are making me want to slit a fucking wrist and believe me... not my own.

I am driving home last night from work and this ginger bitch has her fucking kids outside in the dark playing in the road. Now.. unlike the drug dealer whom has to smile so I can see him in the dark.. the ginger kids radiated this luminescent glow from their bodies... oh.. that was just their pale white skin.

It was horrible.. almost like a scene from fucking Children of the Corn.. I was frightened. I tried not to slow down too much just in case they were like fucking Velociraptor's from Jurassic Park

AHHHHHHH  !!!!

Oh, Shit, sorry, thought that was one of them..

AnyJew.. these kids were running all over the place causing all kinds of havoc and not even caring that someone driving a vehicle is seriously NOT trying to run them over..

These kids run rapid in their hats and long sleeved shirts outside teasing all the neighbourhood dogs making them think that the Ginger kids are actually the Mexican's who cut our lawns... My dogs hate them...

Then,when I pull into my driveway, I hear one of the Mexican's tell this Ginger Bitch to get her damn kids out of the road before someone gets run over. She has the balls to start yelling at Benny, whose real name is Benido.. and that is when I lost it. Not only are the Mexican's that live next door to us possibly the best neighbours we have ever had.. but they are really nice to boot.. so then I got into it with the Ginger Whore. I kept it clean because the kids were near but I told her that no wonder people think that

You are obviously a stupid bitch who could care less about your children's welfare and safety and more about talking on your phone and having your kids leave you alone for the time being. It's not their fault you have all these kids and no free time.. how about you get off your back long enough to get them all in school and find a fucking job! Jesus Christ.. show a little bit of fucking love for your kids. Don't take it out on them that you hate yourself.... you already fucked up their entire lives by passing that Ginger Gene down to them.... Nice going MOM. If I were you, I would sleep with one eye open for now on because your kids, if they don't yet, will totally hate you in time.. so watch out!!

Happy, Juice and Jax are sexy mother F'ers

 Season 4 starts at 10pm on FX ... 9/6/11 ... for 90 minutes.

 and my sexy as sin sons of bitch

Charlie Hunnam

Cutie Patootie

Theo Rossi

and my super dirty throw you up against a wall and just fuck you..

David LaBrava

ohh... I am so fucking excited





Drugs equal money.....

As if the police and any human being with half a fucking brain wouldn't know that you are a coke monster with that bad ass coke finger.

I think it is awesome that my favorite drink.. Coca Cola used to have cocaine in it!!  HELL FUCKING HELLOO....... how big of a mind fuck is that.

I am half tempted to see if they have coke in cans like this still because just to fuck with everyone I would totally crack one of these bitches open..lol..

... and so does the whore who has her mouth wrapped around your cock...

Someone is going to die.... and Gays and Lesbians are getting married to eachother....

I think I am going to fucking kill this woman. I understand that you are a fucking retard.. literally.. but you need to stop asking me fucking questions. You need to stop asking me every time you wake up from your "cat naps" snoring like a fucking banshee if I "missed you"  NO BITCH.. how could I miss you.. you wont GO THE FUCK AWAY long enough for me to possibly fucking miss you... shit...

I am honestly to the point where if someone doesnt take her away from me I might actually turn friggin postal. Even Gerry stopped coming up here for the past 2 days because he cant stand this bitch...  SHE IS SCARING ALL MY PEEPS AWAY.

I decided to step away from my ranting before I said something that I might feel bad about later.. not likely.. but hey, you never know. So, now that I have a clearer head and my whits about me..    This should totally be one of the patches on the cuts that my biker gang The Dizzy Bizzies... lol..

AnyJew... I saw in the news how this Orthodox Jew Rabbi in Israel was matchmaking all the gay and lesbian Jews together. He said that if they, a gay and a lesbian, got married and had babies it would be following in the ways of the Orthodox Jews for child bearing and rearing..lol.. rearing.... where was I.. oh yeah, yet, if they felt the need and desire to have a sexual relationship outside of their marriages with a same sex partner, as long as they tell their spouse.. it's not considered adultery because it is sexual gratification that can not be reached through the mechanics of their marriage.
   Gay and Lesbian advocates are saying that this Rabbi's solution to getting around the "only have kids when you are married" way of the Orthodox Jew Religion, is just another way to keep them in the closet and pretend they dont exist.
   Other religious figures are condeming this Rabbi for not pushing the gays and lesbians to renounce their homosexual ways and seek help in "degayification"... (my word to sum up what they were saying)

I think that if Gay and Lesbian Jews want to get married to eachother so they can be artifically inseminated and raise a family under the eyes of "God" and they have no problem with letting their spouse date other men/women... who cares what we think... let them have their cake and eat it too...... Haters.......

This is the link to the article:

http://news.yahoo.com/israeli-rabbi-pairs-gays-lesbians-061904417.html;_ylt=AmSUV2.5JEO_1sfuQCaI0I1vaA8F;_ylu=X3oDMTRobzZlcDJuBGNjb2RlA3dlaWdodGVkY3QuYwRtaXQDTW9zdFBvcHVsYXIgV29ybGQEcGtnAzQzMzVjMWE2LWIwOGItMzcyZS04MGFiLTIzNDgxZDgxZjgxNwRwb3MDMQRzZWMDbW9zdF9wb3B1bGFyBHZlcgM3ODBlNzM1MC1kNWZkLTExZTAtOWU3Zi1hYzE0MjY4NGY0ZDE-;_ylg=X3oDMTFwZTltMWVnBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdAN3b3JsZARwdANzZWN0aW9ucwR0ZXN0Aw--;_ylv=3